What happens to Cupcake (No spoilers)

[Nerys Myk]

He'll make a fortune on the con circuit.

 

[Aragorn]

He can have his own booth at conventions. Autographs are free. Cupcakes are $2.50 each.

 

[Classic Fan]

Cupcake becomes the ultimate indestructible Red Shirt. Survives all manner of incedents, stabbing, salt vampire deaths, strangulation, mutilation, radiation burns, Kirk's famous one-punch=death, nerve pinches, bad reviews... The list is endless.

He's going to prove that there are Red Shirts out there who can actually survive a tour-of-duty on the U.S.S. Enterprise... and that Star Trek is neither formulaic nor cliched.

He becomes the Kenny McCormack of nuTrek.

He becomes the Jason Statham/The Transporter's Frank Martin/Crank's Chev Chelios of nuTrek.

So, in essence, Picard isnt the first human to have an artificial heart.


VOLTAGE!!!!!! GIVE. MEEEEE. MORE. POWER. SCOTTY.

 

[DaveyNY]

He can have his own booth at conventions. Autographs are free. Cupcakes are $2.50 each.

$3.00 with SPRINKLES... !!!

 

[Classic Fan]

He can have his own booth at conventions. Autographs are free. Cupcakes are $2.50 each.

$3.00 with SPRINKLES... !!!

Or, if hes clever, hell pipe his autograph onto the cupcake in icing and charge for the decoration.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

He can have his own booth at conventions. Autographs are free. Cupcakes are $2.50 each.

$3.00 with SPRINKLES... !!!

Or, if hes clever, hell pipe his autograph onto the cupcake in icing and charge for the decoration.

And he'll make sure the cupcake is decorated with a sombrero.

 

[yakueb]

You laugh, but when this movie sends the actor playing Cupcake through the stratosphere, the next movie will be called The Chronicles of Cupcake. And then they'll reprint the Star Trek DVDs to say The Chronicles of Cupcake: Star Trek.

Then, Fifty years later, an annoyingly successful yet awful director will reboot the Franchise with the movie CupCake, set in a alternate bakery. Fans of the original Chronicles will think bad things about it to each other on the MINDWEBS, boycotting the new CupCake movie with the rallycry(rallythought) "They Burnt my Childhood!"

The actionfigures will suck.

 

[DaveyNY]

I like They Frosted My Childhood, better...

 

[M'Sharak]

CupCake II: No More Sprinkles, Farmboy!

 

[pookha]

You laugh, but when this movie sends the actor playing Cupcake through the stratosphere, the next movie will be called The Chronicles of Cupcake. And then they'll reprint the Star Trek DVDs to say The Chronicles of Cupcake: Star Trek.

Then, Fifty years later, an annoyingly successful yet awful director will reboot the Franchise with the movie CupCake, set in a alternate bakery. Fans of the original Chronicles will think bad things about it to each other on the MINDWEBS, boycotting the new CupCake movie with the rallycry(rallythought) "They Burnt my Childhood!"

The actionfigures will suck.

and endless debates about how they just dont make cupcakes like they used too..

and when the ad slogan this isnt your father's cupcake arises...

 

[cubbie]

Or that blue sprinkles were used instead of red!

 

[stonester1]

Geek porn, he becomes the king.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

I expect teh internets to be awash with Cupcake slash, if they aren't already.

 

[pookha]

Or that blue sprinkles were used instead of red!

or served in a gasp cup and not the proper paper sleeve..

 

[Sector 7]

maybe cupcake later on traines kirk into how to fight.
he could even be the instructor in charlie x

Kirk learned his famous shirt-ripping drop kick from Cupcake.

 

[Classic Fan]

$3.00 with SPRINKLES... !!!

Or, if hes clever, hell pipe his autograph onto the cupcake in icing and charge for the decoration.

And he'll make sure the cupcake is decorated with a sombrero.

Nah, hell wear a nacho sombrero and sell his autographed cupcakes from it at conventions, with goolgy eyes on the top and with little NuEnterprises dangling from the brim, and have Shatner Pez didpsensers in holsters.