Way I figure it, Picard (1) buried Kirk under a buncha rocks to keep the larger critters off of him until the corpse could be properly removed...
'Cause nothing in the desert burrows.
I wish for my katra to be fused into a pot roast and consumed by Rob Schneider.
As far fetched as the above quote sounds, it has made me wonder one thing.
Why would you want your very essence(i.e. living spirit)merged with a hunk of beef, that is about to be consumed and later digested by a comedian who is totally unfunny?
Presumably because you missed the joke. Was at least one bad movie (plus other people spoofing on it, like South Park) where Rob Schneider is possessed by someone else. Or has animal parts and acts part animal, etc...