I forget which piss-away retail job I was slaving at at the time, but I was working as a stocker one night, couple hours after closing maybe 1 or 2 in the morning, and we hear this loud screaming and banging noise at the doors. We run up front thinking someone's hurt, we get there and some dude wants to know if we'd let him in to shop. We told him we couldn't cause (1) Store closes at 9PM (2) We're not cashiers. He then calls the police and tells them that someone has broken into the store. Cops come down, talk to the shift super, cops start laughing, and end up arresting the idiot for making a false report.
One from my wife's job: I was waiting to pick up her up one night and this paniced girl runs up to the doors and start banging on the shuttered door. She comes over to the girl and asks if I can call inside and get someone to open the store. I tell her "no", she then starts crying and saying she needed to pick up her birth control pills and it was really , really, really important that she had them tonight. I just shrugged, pointed at the grocery store next door and said "well I reckon they sell condoms, have fun". She gave me a dirty look got back in her car, and her and her [I assume] boyfriend started shouting at each other as they drove off.
One from my wife's job: I was waiting to pick up her up one night and this paniced girl runs up to the doors and start banging on the shuttered door. She comes over to the girl and asks if I can call inside and get someone to open the store. I tell her "no", she then starts crying and saying she needed to pick up her birth control pills and it was really , really, really important that she had them tonight. I just shrugged, pointed at the grocery store next door and said "well I reckon they sell condoms, have fun". She gave me a dirty look got back in her car, and her and her [I assume] boyfriend started shouting at each other as they drove off.