^I seriously covet those cordless Dysons. It would make cleaning the house so much easier.
A job with a company that values their employees.
An assload of cash.
But in lieu of that, checks will do.
Nothing less than six digit figures, please.
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Ah, the Christmas Spirit! Just spilled my coffee at the "assload"!
Randy, I am curious. Just exactly how much is an "assload"?
Does it have any relation to "shitload", or "fuckload" or "fuckton"?!
Thank you very much for a well-needed and much-appreciated morning laugh!![]()
You're welcome.
And I really don't know how much an assload is. I just heard my brother use that expression once and have always liked it.
But you're right, maybe I should have said fuckton.
A job with a company that values their employees.
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Ah, the Christmas Spirit! Just spilled my coffee at the "assload"!
Randy, I am curious. Just exactly how much is an "assload"?
Does it have any relation to "shitload", or "fuckload" or "fuckton"?!
Thank you very much for a well-needed and much-appreciated morning laugh!![]()
You're welcome.
And I really don't know how much an assload is. I just heard my brother use that expression once and have always liked it.
But you're right, maybe I should have said fuckton.
Now for some punk to show up with a wheelbarrow full of worthless, inflated foreign currency to start talk-radio lecturing you.
You're welcome.
And I really don't know how much an assload is. I just heard my brother use that expression once and have always liked it.
But you're right, maybe I should have said fuckton.
Now for some punk to show up with a wheelbarrow full of worthless, inflated foreign currency to start talk-radio lecturing you.
Meh. I still want money.
Who wouldn't?
Yes, this! I'd go into a family restaurant and pay everyone's tab, or pay for the groceries of everyone in the line behind me. I'd stand in line at the pharmacy and pay for everyone's medications. Things like that would be so much fun to do when you've got a fuckton of money!I certainly wouldn't mind a fuckton of money. I could help other people with it, not to mention help out my family and friends.
I've always dreamed off being able to just walk into a hospital, just pay all of someone's medical bills and then just walk out--being totally anonymous. Or find some incredibly poor neighborhood or town, and just pay everyone's utilities for a year. That would be awesome.
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