What Do You Want For Christmas?

[Taylirious]

So what do you want Santa to bring you???

You may list up to 3 things.

1. A Batman v Superman shirt.

2. New walking shoes.

3. A girlfriend.

 

[auntiehill]

1. Plane tickets to Pennsylvania.
2. Some new clothes
3. Fixing the hole in my ceiling.

 

[HIjol]

A Genuine Path to an Adequete Retirement Fund
No More Big Health Issues
Health, Happiness and "enough $$$" for all I know, here at BBS and in my Profession

 

[DimesDan]

A Resurrection stone.

 

[RandyS]

An assload of cash.

But in lieu of that, checks will do.

Nothing less than six digit figures, please.

 

[HIjol]

An assload of cash.

But in lieu of that, checks will do.

Nothing less than six digit figures, please.

Ah, the Christmas Spirit! Just spilled my coffee at the "assload"!

Randy, I am curious. Just exactly how much is an "assload"?

Does it have any relation to "shitload", or "fuckload" or "fuckton"?!

Thank you very much for a well-needed and much-appreciated morning laugh!

 

[Miss Chicken]

I ask people to donate to my favourite charity rather than buy presents for me. Last year I raised $135. I usually get some small things from people - box of chocolates or a small figurine.

 

[RandyS]

An assload of cash.

But in lieu of that, checks will do.

Nothing less than six digit figures, please.

Ah, the Christmas Spirit! Just spilled my coffee at the "assload"!

Randy, I am curious. Just exactly how much is an "assload"?

Does it have any relation to "shitload", or "fuckload" or "fuckton"?!

Thank you very much for a well-needed and much-appreciated morning laugh!

You're welcome.

And I really don't know how much an assload is. I just heard my brother use that expression once and have always liked it.

But you're right, maybe I should have said fuckton.

 

[Kilana2]

Several more Star Trek novels.....

 

[Pondwater]

A job with a company that values their employees.

 

[BillJ]

World peace.

I aim big at Christmas time!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Baseball caps that fit.

(I have like a size 8 1/2 head. It's hell trying to find caps in my size, because most stores max out at a size 8.)

 

[Tosk]

What I want for Christmas is for Christmas to be over already.[/Grinch]

 

[HIjol]

"Well, in Trek BBS, they say - that the Tosk's heart grew three sizes that day!




...adapted from Dr. Suess

 

[Amaris]

I really don't know. There are a lot of things I want and need, but not as Christmas gifts, so I just don't know.

 

[tharpdevenport]

An assload of cash.

But in lieu of that, checks will do.

Nothing less than six digit figures, please.

Oh, okay. Here you go:

$000,001

Alternatively, here are another six digits:

$0,000.01

 

[HIjol]

Awww...Grinchy-Claus!

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Page 2 and nary a Mariah Carey joke. We're slipping.

As for me, I want a new cylon body. A copy of the old one age nineteen would be great.

 

[Avro Arrow]

a company that values their employees.

World peace.

Sadly... I'm not sure which of these is a bigger fantasy at this point.

 

[Amaraen]

Many companies do value their employees. I personally feel very valued where I work.

What I would really like for Christmas:

A waffle-iron, a Dyson cordless vacuum, and a very nice bottle of red wine.