If you have no choice but to get rid of them, do us writers and our publisher a favor: stage a massive
Star Trek novel book-burning, and call your local TV news stations to come and record it. Make a big show of accusing us of peddling anti-American, left-wing, socialist propaganda, then douse the pyramid of books (make sure to leave empty space inside for air flow) with lighter fluid and set them ablaze.
The resulting bump in public awareness and the cachet of seeing our books up in flames ought to boost sales and help us steal a few spots on the bestseller list from the
Star Wars books.