What did Senator Vreenak say when...

[Ethros]

What did Senator Vreenak say when he met Sisko's son?
-"Hello JAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!"


What is Senator Vreenak's favourite food?
-He likes a nice CAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!


ok, seriously bad jokes, but anyone feel like coming up with some more along the same lines?

 

[Bacl]

Where did Senator Vreenak go to after the funeral?
-"He went to the WAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEE"

Where did Senator Vreenak go fishing?
-"He likes to go fishing at the LAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE"

How does Senator Vreenak clean the fallen leaves from his yard?
-"He gathers the leaves up with a RAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE"

 

[Ethros]

^ Sterling

 

[Rÿcher]

What did his mother do while at home?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

What do you want for dinner?

STEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKE!

What did you kill that vampire with?

A STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

What do you do with baby's candy?

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Jessica Simpson is a...?

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

 

[Red Ranger]

What did he say when his driver almost drove off a cliff?

"You need to BRAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEE!"

RR

 

[Bacl]

Senator Vreenak, what reptile was let loose on the plane?
-"It was a SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEE"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I've had it with these motherfucking SNAAAAAAAAAAKES on the motherfucking PLAAAAAAAAAAAANE!"

"The RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAIN falls MAAAAAAAAAAAAAINly on the PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN."

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

The Snakes on a Plane stuff is GOLD.

If Senator Vreenak lived in Los Angeles:

"It's a QUAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

 

[DeVario]

Senator Vreenak told his dentist he had a tooth AAAAAACHE!

 

[Bacl]

Senator Vreenak found a bottle of Romulan Ale under his teenage son's bed. To teach him a lesson, he made his son drink the entire bottle, which resulted in his son getting very sick and throwing up.

When asked why he did this to his son, he replied, "He's got to learn underage drinking is dangerous. I did this for his own SAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!"

 

[Augustus]

If Senator Vreenak was a used car salesman.

"Looking for a car? What model and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?????"

 

[Meredith]

The Romulans needed some oil so Vreenak went to the middle east and negotiated with a SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKH.

 

[Bacl]

Senator Vreenak, what is your favorite first person shooter?

"QUUUAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!"

 

[Ethros]

Why does Vreenak have an eraser on his pencil?

Because he keeps making MISTAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEESSS!!!!

 

[Bill Morris]

About limiting DS9 to seven seasons: MisTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Who is Vreenak's favorite Star Trek actor?

It's John FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

 

[Hofner]

I'll take a liberty and use a slightly different format:

What did Senator Vreenak say when he saw the first released pictures of the new Battlestar Galactica?

What did Senator Vreenak say when he heard Elton John's version of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"?

What did Senator Vreenak say when he saw his Star Trek: Deep Space Nine action figure in the toy store?

What did Senator Vreenak say when he found his wife's dildo and confronted her with it?

I'll let y'all guess.

Robert

 

[Ethros]

What is Vreenak's favourite DS9 episode?

"TAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE Me Out To The Holosuite"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

I'll take a liberty and use a slightly different format:

What did Senator Vreenak say when he saw the first released pictures of the new Battlestar Galactica?

Spoiler: answer

My childhood has been RAAAAAAAAAAAPED!

What did Senator Vreenak say when he heard Elton John's version of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"?

Spoiler: answer

I preferred Shatner's TAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

What did Senator Vreenak say when he saw his Star Trek: Deep Space Nine action figure in the toy store?

Spoiler: answer

This would go great on top my of wedding CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

What did Senator Vreenak say when he found his wife's dildo and confronted her with it?

Spoiler: answer

This is the handle of my RA... Hey! The neighbors are grilling delicious STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKS!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

I MasterBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!