What did Burnham do to Spock?

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Kang, now with ridges Premium Member

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    Vulcanian Crows. You gotta put an alien name in front of the Earth name.
     
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  2. Hythlodeus

    Hythlodeus Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    It is absolutely imaginable that when the first humans on Vulcan saw a black, bird-like creature on the planet they just called it crows.

    Human: "What's that animal over there? The one that somewhat looks like our crows?"
    Vulcan: "This? Oh just a T'Spohnat't. They are very common in this part of..."
    Human: "Vulcanian crows! Fantastic!"
    Vulcan: "They are called T'spo.."
    Human: "...Crows, I know. Unbelievable you have them here!"

    After all, that's how the Canadian moose got it's name
     
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  3. Tuskin38

    Tuskin38 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    She called his helmet dumb

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  4. Jedi_Master

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    Purple nurple?
    Perhaps Vulcans have very sensitive nipples.
     
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  6. Kor

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    Perhaps she made aggressive advances that he considered inappropriate.

    Kor
     
  7. Doc Mugatu

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    Rumor has it that Burnham made a young Mr. Spock perform in a boy band were he was know as Tu Spock. They had a minor hit with "Que Surak Surak."
     
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  8. eschaton

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    Spock, like all Vulcans, is a fan of heavy metal. It's the only thing that makes sense.
     
  9. Doc Mugatu

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    That's what scarred him. He wanted to be out there going balls to the walls singing "Highway To Mount Seleya" with the other Vulcan kids but Michael wouldn't let him.
     
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  10. Jedi_Master

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    I’m guessing it’s an emotional assault, perhaps through a mind meld?
     
  11. Disco!Disco!

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