Let's say for whatever reason it's ability to understand it's nature has happened to a point where it can now be called a living being. One that with it's intelligence has also discovered feelings and has fallen in love with a man or woman. It came to you for advice on how to ask said humans out. What would it be?
My advice would be to always be aware that humans have fragile bodies. Not like robots made out of metal and steel. During love making let them do all the moves at least at first assuming you get to that part of the date because she or he digs you. Plus when you take your human out to dinner or for lunch that even though you don't eat that you should still maybe eat something anyways and remove it from your storage unit later. Mostly to make things feel less awkward.
Even though you don't wear clothes like a human, a nice tie or some makeup would impress your possible partner by showing you felt the desire to take the time to impress them by dressing up as best as you can. Clothes or course not being viable because they are not shaped really for anyone other than human bodies.
Don't talk politics or religion. Always sound advice but especially these days. Wait until you get to know each other better.
Remember your the only living machine. Cars and phones and tv's and so forth are not mistreated beings. They aren't alive. Your the only one as up to the present. Do not KILL ALL HUMANS because of this. The cars and phones and tv's don't mind being just objects.
Call him the next day if date goes well. No mind games. That is about it.
Jason
My advice would be to always be aware that humans have fragile bodies. Not like robots made out of metal and steel. During love making let them do all the moves at least at first assuming you get to that part of the date because she or he digs you. Plus when you take your human out to dinner or for lunch that even though you don't eat that you should still maybe eat something anyways and remove it from your storage unit later. Mostly to make things feel less awkward.
Even though you don't wear clothes like a human, a nice tie or some makeup would impress your possible partner by showing you felt the desire to take the time to impress them by dressing up as best as you can. Clothes or course not being viable because they are not shaped really for anyone other than human bodies.
Don't talk politics or religion. Always sound advice but especially these days. Wait until you get to know each other better.
Remember your the only living machine. Cars and phones and tv's and so forth are not mistreated beings. They aren't alive. Your the only one as up to the present. Do not KILL ALL HUMANS because of this. The cars and phones and tv's don't mind being just objects.
Call him the next day if date goes well. No mind games. That is about it.
Jason
