What could get they wrong next? - You decide!

[Holly]

Well, after seeing a post in another thread bitching that the uniform was more "military" than anything else, I ask you to cover everything and anything they could/have got wrong!

Personally, my childhood has been raped because JJ couldn't do the cloud cover right on earth. It's never that cloudly in america!!!!!

Fucking JJ.

 

[Garak]

To be completely honest it's hardcore, stick in the ass Trek fans that raped my childhood, certainly not JJ.

Fortunately when you step up to the plate for some good old fashioned raping, you don't have a clue what to do.

 

[ClayHefner]

You realize the guy in that other thread was already joking, right?!

 

[Holly]

Of course he was, but I wanted to make this because I found it funny.

'Day took aree jauuubs.

 

[Kpnuts]

Yeah, 'raping my childhood' jokes.

Of course that's funny for the 13,569th time. Repeating the same joke over and over for a year is hilarious.

Throw in some sombreros and badass robau lines and we've got a comedy in here.

 

[Franklin]

Yeah, 'raping my childhood' jokes.

Of course that's funny for the 13,569th time. Repeating the same joke over and over for a year is hillarious.

Throw in some sombrerors and badass robau lines and we've got a comedy in here.

It'd be AWESOME! (And by the way, that's the 013569th time. )

 

[Cakes488]

Yeah, 'raping my childhood' jokes.

Of course that's funny for the 13,569th time. Repeating the same joke over and over for a year is hillarious.

Throw in some sombrerors and badass robau lines and we've got a comedy in here.

Perhaps it's that posters first time making or hearing the joke..I've only been around here a month or so.... so it's new to me...so ha ha and a LOL.... and god fucking forbid you repeat anything around here, bitch about something that's already been bitched about or create a thread that's "already been covered".... I for one shall not be deterred or intimidated and if I want to say this squat fuck raped my childhood over and over and over again then I shall. As you see I'm in quite a bad mood at the moment and I'm taking it out on you!! Yeah!!!!!

 

[The Wormhole]

Yeah, 'raping my childhood' jokes.

Of course that's funny for the 13,569th time. Repeating the same joke over and over for a year is hillarious.

Throw in some sombrerors and badass robau lines and we've got a comedy in here.

It'd be AWESOME! (And by the way, that's the 013569th time. )

Oh no you didn't! *Snaps fingers in sterotypical girly manner.*

 

[SheliakBob]

I think it's hard to overstate the importance of the Cloud Cover Debacle!
Atmospheres are important. And stuff.

If you let the cloud issue go, next thing you know, JJ will get the oceans the wrong shade of blue and...
...
...
SONUVABITCH! Is THAT supposed to be San Francisco Bay?!

 

[Nardpuncher]

Dammit I thought all these Straw Man threads (where someone makes up some incedibly small, made-up gripe about the movie, then says "JJ raped my childhood") stopped about 3 months ago.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Hey nobody has mentioned whether JJ will have the crew alljerk to the left then the right during battles.

If the crew doesn't jerk to the left then right I'm boycotting!

 

[Aragorn]

Of course that's funny for the 13,569th time. Repeating the same joke over and over for a year is hilarious.

David Letterman posts here?????

 

[Captain Mike]

Dammit I thought all these Straw Man threads (where someone makes up some incedibly small, made-up gripe about the movie, then says "JJ raped my childhood") stopped about 3 months ago.

You obviously do not read ALL the threads on here.. :
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=2839297#post2839297

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Yeah, 'raping my childhood' jokes.

Of course that's funny for the 13,569th time. Repeating the same joke over and over for a year is hilarious.

Throw in some sombreros and badass robau lines and we've got a comedy in here.

It's as funny as reading someone rolling their eyes and complaining for the fifteenth time about a joke they don't like is persuasive or interesting.

Do us a favor - stop complaining and that'll cut the nuisance of folks making those jokes by half for the rest of us.

 

[Nardpuncher]

^^ I don't go for the whole complaining about complaining is the still complaining meta-stuff.
It is good and correct to stop with the JJ Raped My Childhood Stuff.

 

[M'Sharak]

Since we've got a jokey complaint-about-a-complaint-about-a-complaint, six-degrees-of-separation-from-any-real-topic sort of thing going on here, why don't I just close this so y'all can go back to talking about actual stuff?