What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[arachnidsGrip]

A car and really ugly slippers.

 

[Kraig]

The pair of shoes cost more than my last refrigerator with ice maker.

 

[arachnidsGrip]

A red 2025 Mitsubishi Outlander, and "Scarlett Johansson, 40, Flaunts Her Huge Size In New Bikini Photos". No, thank you.

 

[Kraig]

Protection for the paranoid:

 

[arachnidsGrip]

A car and a dress that doesn't make sense.

 

[Fantasy Lover]

Nevermind.

You jinxed it

 

[arachnidsGrip]

You jinxed it

GOD DAMMIT

 

[Kraig]

I don't qualify, I'm not a Contractor.




How can something that doesn't really exist be "The Most Realistic"?

 

[arachnidsGrip]

$399 for the Mini Kit. Previously $599. Speeds up to 250+ Mbps.

 

[ace2k]

eBay ads for various lots of Trek novels...

 

[arachnidsGrip]

A new way to reach job seekers -- feature your job in the emails of potential candidates.

 

[Kraig]

Whatever this is, maybe has something to do with "PP"?

Vitamin E

You pay someone to publish your book.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Whatever this is, maybe has something to do with "PP"?

Hey, if we could lock him in one of those pods and never hear from him again, I'd buy one!

 

[arachnidsGrip]

Ugly shoes and a hat with a skateboard on it

 

[vandevere]

An ad from a utility company telling you to call before you dig, and also an ad for a real estate company...

 

[arachnidsGrip]

'"Candlelight [my hometown]. Visit [my hometown] and be enchanted by candlelight."

 

[Kraig]

Time to do some chopping:

Or maybe I'm supposed to meditate instead:

 

[arachnidsGrip]

'"Candlelight [my hometown]. Visit [my hometown] and be enchanted by candlelight."
I think I've gotten this ad about six times by now. Is this about to be the new car ad?

 

[Kraig]

'"Candlelight [my hometown]. Visit [my hometown] and be enchanted by candlelight."
I think I've gotten this ad about six times by now. Is this about to be the new car ad?

It has got to be better than whatever this crap is from TEMU

Kaia Bleu Get the Look

Would that be the look of starvation?
Perhaps she needs some of these, or would they make it worse?

 

[arachnidsGrip]

It has got to be better than whatever this crap is from TEMU
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Kaia Bleu Get the Look
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Would that be the look of starvation?
Perhaps she needs some of these, or would they make it worse?
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I can't stop laughing at that first thing. Is that a scarf-bra?