What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[Random_Spock]

A transparent bathing suit ad , an ad about a side hustle app, an ad for TextNow, an ad about a fishing game app and an ad for sports streaming.

 

[fireproof78]

Macy's and Calico Critters.

 

[Oddish]

A transparent bathing suit ad ,

You might as well just skinny-dip.

 

[Ubiquitousclate]

Terminix and 63+ Goodies something or other. Oh darn, that latter disappeared. The "Goodies" are forever lost to me.

 

[HIjol]

How I miss the Temu stuff... (not, but maybe just a little...shit I never new I (didn't) need...)

 

[Random_Spock]

You might as well just skinny-dip.

Exactly . The bathing suit sounds like a waste of money.


Three ads for a casino and an act called Stephen & Ace and two ads for a game called Merge Mansion

 

[Kor]

Funko Pops. Not my favorite thing, sorry.

Kor

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

Four of the exact same skincare product and two of a different skincare product.

 

[Set Harth]

Butt plugs and Lou Diamond Phillips.

 

[HIjol]

In that order???

 

[Set Harth]

Not necessarily.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A parka, a coat that resembles a redneck coat, something that appears to be a bicycle seat on top of a pogo stick, an object Temu describes as a
Black Dragon Inlaid Tungsten Ring for Men
with the words "TUNGSTEN CARBIDE" engraved on it, and jeans with fake rips in them that are full of lumps at evenly spaced intervals.

 

[Kor]

Shuffleboard tables. I wish I had a big game room where I could have something like that.

Edit: I clicked the link, and these ones are made to order and cost up to $21,558. Sorry, but as cool as these are, if I was actually in the market for a shuffleboard table I would go for something more budget-level.

Kor

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A cube-shaped puzzle remniscent of a steampunk Borg cube, a peat-coloured coat, and the bicicle/pogo stick, redneck coat, and AI-generated owl as before.

 

[SJGardner]

Pet chameleons.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A yacht.

 

[HIjol]

Pet chameleons.

What would you name them...???

A yacht.

What would you name it...???

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

What would you name it...???

Boaty McBoatface.

 

[vandevere]

Jeeps and head phones

 

[Avro Arrow]

A cube-shaped puzzle remniscent of a steampunk Borg cube

I have to say, a steampunk Borg cube actually sounds kinda cool...