What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[HarleyQ]

Hazmat suits, ideal for crime scene cleanup, suicides (presumably where the deceased wasn't missed for awhile), and other similarly gruesome events.

They must think my life is a lot more interesting than it is...

I wish you all the best for your Breaking Bad costume.

 

[HIjol]

A metal detector

 

[Kor]

Something called "dialpadGPT," and some weird-looking stuff on Wayfair.

Kor

 

[HIjol]

Wayfair, here, also!
Something that looks very much like an Escher Staircase; 15% Off!!!
Lucky Me!

 

[HIjol]

Oh, Hell Yes!!!

 

[jackoverfull]

Oh, Hell Yes!!!

i don’t know what this is but it sure looks intriguing.

 

[HIjol]

It’s the Seaview from
“Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea”
Ah, in my youth…

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[Fantasy Lover]

A washing machine

 

[HIjol]

A washing machine

If it dries and folds, see if there is a discount for two!
I’m in!!!

 

[HIjol]

Some tasteful (?) red stiletto pumps, and a ratchet set…in a bright red case! No lie!

 

[jackoverfull]

I have no idea if they want to sell me tires, action figures or vacations.

 

[HIjol]

I have no idea if they want to sell me tires, action figures or vacations.

There might be a “Combo-Deal”?!!!

 

[Kor]

A theme park in the next state over, which I'm not inclined to go to as I am accustomed to being in areas with a higher level of cultural diversity, and the location of the park is, how shall we say, not exactly known for that.

Kor

 

[HIjol]

Clean, though…very clean?

 

[SJGardner]

Clickbait articles with photoshopped unflattering pictures of [insert female celebrity from your childhood] about how they became "ugly" and "unrecognizable".

 

[HIjol]

Clickbait articles with photoshopped unflattering pictures of [insert female celebrity from your childhood] about how they became "ugly" and "unrecognizable".

I get the self-same articles…trouble is, I might not recognize them anyway!

Now, it is a mini Pseudo-Lego Titanic, sinking below the waterline…kinda bizarre, actually…
34% off, though!!!

 

[vandevere]

Dexter on Paramount +, and also an add for Statement Outerwear...

 

[HIjol]

Now it’s a Lego® Eiffel Tower!
Wonder how they got THOSE rights???

 

[HIjol]

Ok, now THIS is deluxe! a John Deere® Tractor!
0% Financing!
72 Months to Pay!

Hell to the Yes!!!

Is there a BBS Crowdfund Thread?…

 

[Oddish]

Leashes and harnesses. For chickens.