What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[somebuddyX]

The Man Shake

 

[Bynar0110]

Botox.

 

[HIjol]

An honest-to-god full-sized disc tiller.
The kind that goes behind a big fat John Deere farm tractor!!!
???
Plus, it comes with a $5000 Rebate!

It’s Green Acres for Mr. HIjol
No more classroom
No more Park Avenue View!
Yep!

 

[HIjol]

Back to the Alluring NetherThings…guess I better start losing some weight…
…wait, unless that is what they are telling my hindbrain to do..,
…I am so confused! Maybe I should wait for the next Ad???

 

[Avro Arrow]

thought it was German. “How much do solar panels cost now”.

dutch has a lot more in common with german - swedish comes from altnordisch*, german and dutch from althochdeutsch* - they are both in the same indoeuropean language branch of course

It was really just a joke, based on Lily's line from First Contact, since @oberth had made the quip about "where is Borg space?", with the ad being in Dutch.

It was funny in my head.

 

[HIjol]

It was really just a joke, based on Lily's line from First Contact, since @oberth had made the quip about "where is Borg space?", with the ad being in Dutch.

It was funny in my head.

I know EXACTLY what that is like!!!

 

[Oddish]

The Lego Titanic. 9,090 pieces! And it costs less than a house!

Not exactly the three million rivets used by the actual ship, but pretty impressive.

 

[oberth]

It was really just a joke, based on Lily's line from First Contact, since @oberth had made the quip about "where is Borg space?", with the ad being in Dutch.

It was funny in my head.

oops - i didn't see that ankle

 

[Random_Spock]

A Facebook ad and a pair of ads for JustCBD.

 

[vandevere]

An ad for Alexa Ring, whatever that is...

 

[Oddish]

What looks like either an Asian dating site or one that arranges mail order brides. I didn't dare find out which, because whenever you click on it, you get pummeled with similar stuff.

 

[HIjol]

An ad for Alexa Ring, whatever that is...

Teaser for New Show Merch?
“The Alexa Ring” ~~ long sought after by many a TechKnight…Answerer of Queries…legend says it resides in the Mysterious Silicon Valley, home to…hmmm, better write the music, first…

 

[HIjol]

What looks like either an Asian dating site or one that arranges mail order brides. I didn't dare find out which, because whenever you click on it, you get pummeled with similar stuff.

Mail Order Brides? You mean, like,

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[HIjol]

Princess Cruises!
With a Flying Whale!
(There is a picture of a whale, Full Breach with Half-Twist; 9.37!)

Gracie Knows…

 

[Oddish]

Gracie Knows…

Admiral! There be WHALES here!

 

[Fantasy Lover]

Zonnepanelen is indeed dutch, signed a person who actually speaks Dutch

 

[Kor]

Today I'm seeing the ads for a bunch of weird-looking stuff on Temu.

Kor

 

[HIjol]

Buy it, quick...before whatever it is, is out of stock!!!

 

[vandevere]

New York Life Insurance...

 

[HIjol]

New York Life Insurance...

You didn't happen to notice if they cover Cryogenics, did you?...