What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[Random_Spock]

Got an ad from Shopify and Squarespace, along with some store.

 

[UncleRogi]

They are trying to sell me dresses. And they are gorgeous women.
There's one small problem....

I don't wear dresses....

(at least, not publicly...)

 

[Marynator]

I finally got one that is relevant to me! I have an advertisement for Tableau, which I use for work. I don't know how they knew that though, lol.

 

[John Clark]

Windsor Castle (ok, I've occasionally looked at houses on the web, but that's a bit out of my price range), School Exams and online tutoring (many years ago) and an ad from "Flirt" I think?

 

[Catarina]

Craft stores

 

[Refuge]

I'm getting jewellery and diamonds! Given it's my birthday coming up I'm hopeful.

 

[Spot261]

stairlifts......wtf?

 

[UncleRogi]

"Be a Barefoot Writer" and Flonase....

Are they trying to tell me something...?

 

[Spot261]

These things are supposedly based on your browsing habits, I get Russian brides and stairlifts.

Apparently it thinks I'm an old rich guy who pays for sex

 

[Random_Spock]

Some grocery store and Lifelock

 

[F. King Daniel]

What the fuck, TrekBBS?

 

[Spot261]

I got that one too.

Frankly it's a whole lot better than the "date Russian beauties" we get from time to time.

 

[Random_Spock]

Got Shopify and Squarespace today.

 

[Catarina]

What the fuck, TrekBBS?

But they took down one of Teacakes avatars for half naked men oh wait...there was some crack showing...
Wow, this might be as equivelent as sending a message that women just love to pillow toss in their negligees. HAHAHA.

 

[Catarina]

Children's toys on my ads today. Expensive play silks to be exact. No thanks.

 

[Marynator]

Terrariums, which I'm actually shopping for lol.

 

[Kor]

Clothing and fitness supplements that I already ordered, so I no longer need to see any ads for them. I wish this system was smarter.

Kor

 

[Spot261]

Terrariums, which I'm actually shopping for lol.

I have about seven spare ones lying around, lol

 

[Marynator]

Oh wow! Do you have any full with lovable little critters? I am looking to buy one for a tarantula.

 

[Spot261]

Terrariums or vivariums?

I've got a few of the former serving as propagators for various tomatoes and peppers, the latter housing five snakes, numerous gekkos and a bearded dragon.

Tarantulas scare me though, I have a friend who owns an exotic pet shop keeps trying to give me one.....