What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

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  1. Kor

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  2. SJGardner

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  3. publiusr

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    I hadn’t even been looking at make up ads…
     
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  4. vandevere

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  5. jackoverfull

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    A wireless portable ultrasound device. :cardie:
     
  6. vandevere

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    A Cruise Line, and and Insurance Ad...
     
  7. Mojochi

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    Jesus. So much of Tucker Carlson's stupid face being shoved in my not nearly as stupid face
     
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  8. Random_Spock

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    A pair of Simply Self Storage ads.
     
  9. Kor

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  10. Kor

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  11. fireproof78

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  12. jackoverfull

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    Two Internet contracts from two different companies. No thanks.
     
  13. SJGardner

    SJGardner Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    A job posting for a pediatrician in a midsize town in my metropolitan area. Naturally, I don't have a medical degree. I knew there was a huge shortage of medical professionals in my country but I wouldn't have guessed it was that serious.
     
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  14. Kor

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    Dog food and a web cam. I don't have a dog, but I was just reading a thread in which the topic of dogs came up.

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  15. vandevere

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    A Motorola Cell Phone, and a local Flowers and Gift Shop...
     
  16. Kor

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    Some odd-looking fantasy lizard miniature figure on Etsy, and some clickbait about the conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel.

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  17. Kor

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    Some kind of Swarovski crystal Batman figure and Batmobile things. :confused:

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  18. Aragorn

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    I didn't click on it, but I had no idea what it was selling. It was like a panel of four different relationship situations only drawn sort of anime-like. It might've been a dating site? I forgot the name already.
     
  19. Kor

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    I believe those are web comics. You can read the first chapter of each for free, but then you have to buy a subscription to read any more.

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    A candle I really want and it's sold out, ya jerks!