What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[DarthTimon]

I want Steampunk Binoculars!

(Wonder if I can get a pro-rated refund for my Premium Membership, and go back to being Temu-Boy???!!!)

To be fair, the chainsaw vaguely intrigued me.

 

[HIjol]

(Cue Ominous Star Trek Danger/Mystery Music!)

 

[Kraig]

On the top, bottom, and right side of the page, ebay ads for pictures of celebrity women, saying "Complete your collection." If I wanted pictures, I believe I could do a Google Image search for free.

 

[Oddish]

Hyperbaric oxygen chambers, for the bargain price of $49,800.00

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A free "magnetic phone holder for your car" from Temu. Sounds like a quick and easy way to break your phone.

 

[Kraig]

A charming assortment of coffins. Little do they know I will buy the cheapest box I can get, the same one they use for paupers.

 

[Oddish]

A charming assortment of coffins. Little do they know I will buy the cheapest box I can get, the same one they use for paupers.

Think I'll go with an urn. Cheaper, less smelly, and zero chance of getting buried alive.

 

[Kraig]

Think I'll go with an urn. Cheaper, less smelly, and zero chance of getting buried alive.

Burned alive is ok then?

 

[Random_Spock]

A random car sale ad, a Disney ad that whited out lol, a Tiktok ad, a pair of Sedgwick ads (a law firm of some sort?)

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

An ugly hat, some ugly jeans, some ugly shoe sandals, weird rectangle jeans, and an ugly button-down.

 

[Kraig]

Designer women summer clothes by Free People ("Our Easiest & Breeziest Styles" and "Styles Made For The Sun", that aren't my style, or for my sex)

An ugly hat, some ugly jeans, some ugly shoe sandals, weird rectangle jeans, and an ugly button-down.

Not into "ugly", I take it?

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

HAHAHA nope! Not into ugly, or particularly rectangular legwear.

 

[HIjol]

Designer women summer clothes by Free People ("Our Easiest & Breeziest Styles" and "Styles Made For The Sun", that aren't my style, or for my sex)

Not into "ugly", I take it?

But…but…. What of the Easy and Breezy Styles…???

Is there a catalog, I wonder?

 

[vandevere]

An ad for HBO Max...

 

[Kraig]

"Jobs in Germany" being in California, that would make for a lousy commute.

 

[Oddish]

"Jobs in Germany" being in California, that would make for a lousy commute.

Even worse than those houses in Iowa for me.

 

[Kraig]

At the top of page: One horsepower AI exoskeleton
Middle of the page: home appliance insurance
Bottom of page: Paramount +

 

[HIjol]

One horsepower AI exoskeleton

I have GOT to get me one of those!!!

 

[vandevere]

An ad for Tello, which I already have...

 

[Kraig]

Lego message board playset.