Had to go with "Other": the movie didn't 'suck,' but the plot
was weak, some of the production design was annoying, and many of the characters were either implausible or outright cartoons.
The Good:
Captain Pike - he could've carried an entire movie. You want to reboot
Star Trek? Fine - give me Bruce Greenwood's Pike and a story that doesn't pander to re-establishing how all of the signature characters "really came together."
Spock Prime - kudos to Leonard Nimoy for a great performance. This more than makes up for his turn in "Save the Whales."
Chris Pine - good performance for what he was given; doesn't mean Kirk's meteoric rise made any sense, but Pine did a good job.
Zachary Quinto - same deal as Pine.
Scotty - I didn't know if I was going to like Pegg's Scotty, but I did. Could've done without the gratuitous reference to ENT, though - it sucks that, in rebooting the universe, we're now stuck with ENT as the only unchanged continuity in the franchise .
The Bad:
McCoy - Urban chewed the scenery with this one, overplaying bad lines that the writers should've been slapped for. He may look the part, his voice may sound the part, but he was a cartoon of McCoy, not a character.
Chekov: another cartoon, and one I guess we have to presume joined Starfleet at about 13 years old, maybe 14 (based on Kirk getting through in 3 years instead of 4).
The complete lack of a chain of command and discipline - there's just no good reason for Kirk to have ended up the captain based on what happened; even Pike promoting him to first officer made no sense, regardless of his potential. Same thing goes for Spock jettisoning an officer; regardless of there being a Starfleet outpost on Delta Vega, this was equivalent to walking the plank! So Starfleet is now a bunch of pirates? Why don't they just follow the Klingons - or the MU - and have promotions by assassination? It would make as much sense.
The overabundance of brewery/warehouse scenery inside the ship. This smacked of cost-cutting onscreen, and was a very unfortunate reflection of
Space Mutiny.
The cinematography and editing - thanks, MTV generation, for nothing. The rapid cuts combined with the tsunami of lens flares made this a movie of which I cannot honestly recall a single scene clearly. There was nothing visually memorable other than the fact that it was nearly unwatchable. The occasional lens flare in
Firefly was a nice visual language that stood out as realistic, but
this much? That's like being forced to listen to an opera in Esperanto that also has a percussion section.
I had fun, mostly because I was with friends, watching it at a drive-in. I'll probably buy the DVD to get all the behind-the-scenes stuff, but this movie did not respark my interest in
Star Trek. Maybe
Terminator:Salvation will fare better next week ...

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