We should do our own 'star trek voyager'

[Captain_Nick]

After all, we all know what could have been done better, right?

WE have the brainpower to rewrite the stories and do the CGI or whatever it's called these days. There must be some budding actors here too yes? Why not do it ourselves. The TrekBBS rendition of ST Voyager.

teacake would be Janeway. I would be Chakotay since I like the character and I suspect I am the only one who does. You WIll Fail will be the script writer since he or she seems to really care about how Voyager should have been done.

TrekBBS Voyager - now with more gravometric fields!

 

[Captain_Nick]

I'll start. The Kazon. They are shit boring. Either they are to be made more intersting, or they should be axed from the show. Ok, they are based on black youth gangs of LA. Big friking deal. That is not an interesting social problem! There are other social problems out there more interesting. How about a bunch of bad guys that are a race that nobody wants to mate with because of their superior intelligence and consequent social inability.

 

[Captain_Nick]

The sexual frustration leads them to attack every ship that passes. But no matter how hard they try no females of any species takes them seriously. They are not badasses .. sorry guys. Best badguys ever!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

teacake would be Janeway.

I love you.

I would be Chakotay

I am never sleeping with you and stay away from 7 or you will DIE.

 

[Captain_Nick]

I won't be sleeping with anyone don't you worry - I know what women on internet forums look like

Edit to add - Porno Voyager - now that's a good idea!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It's been done. But YOU will never see it.

 

[The_Baroness]

I won't be sleeping with anyone don't you worry - I know what women on internet forums look like

Brave words!

 

[Captain_Nick]

That is why I am the producer. The producer has to get things done not fanny about trying to keep everyone happy

Does anybody have a model of Voyager that we can use for the spacey scenes?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yes he must be quite the looker to utter them. Oh if only he would share his handsome features with us all!

And wait a minute Nick.. you can't be Chakotay. You hate tattoos and people with tattoos and people cooking you food with tattoos.. you would starve to death as you'd never be able to so much as press the replicator buttons!

 

[Captain_Nick]

I was just trolling, as you well know

(although I am still not really comfortable with dirty tattood people touching my food)

Maybe I should be Paris. He is charming and witty (and makes it with the hot Klingon bird)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yes I think you would make a better Paris. Everyone is used to him talking shit.

 

[Captain_Nick]

And he's a fast driver who likes pizzas

Awesome

teacake would you help me cast out some roles? I think you have skill in this area

 

[Miss Lemon]

I know what women on internet forums look like

Good one.

Can I be 7? We have the same body shape.

As long as I don't have to have sex with Janeway, that is.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

You Will Fail can be Vorik.

Spoiler: Casting

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

OMG YES YOU CAN BE 7.

Unless Jetfire wants to fight you for it. MMMMMmmmmmm 7 fighting 7 to see who gets to be 7.. this is hot. And don't worry about the sex, it will all be subtext

 

[Miss Lemon]

I'd rather have some subtext with Chakotay. The REAL Chakotay. Not one of them pathetic Trek nerds pretending to be Chakotay.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

As long as I don't have to have subtext with him you may have as much subtext as you like. I will even give him tips since I'm so *cough* close to 7.

 

[Miss Lemon]

Eh come to think of it, I'd rather be Kes. I'm actually more of a pixie girl anyway.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Well okay.. now where is Lynx right now..

:: backs away slowly ::

 

[Captain_Nick]

And in the producer's office

Miss Lemon please send me some tasteful nudes of yourself so I can determine if you are appropriate for the role of Seven. And / or my PA