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We should do our own 'star trek voyager'

Get with the program Nick, you saw what slackness did to the B's. Do you want to be internet fodder for the rest of your life? Mocked and blamed and lambasted?
 
It's how I maintain my superhuman efficiency teacake. I'm a busy producer on the go!

WE should have an episode where the Doctor's hologram system fucks up - possibly because someone had sex on the console, just throwing that out there - and he spends the episode walking around on the ceiling, or turning blue, and not having a good time of it
 
Any time the Doctor is upset is a good time. So this is a good idea.

Now.. who is to play the Doctor?

And more importantly to Miss Lemon, who is to play Neelix?
 
Well okay.. now where is Lynx right now..

:: backs away slowly ::

I thought Lynx was a dude?

Or is pixie girl some sort of insult that I don't know about? I'm European, I don't know these things!

I like Kes, really, I do! She's pretty cute for a fairy.
 
I'd like to be Kes - that should shake things up nicely.

Also Kes has a rather ardent fanbase on this board that I would like to please/torment in equal measure.
 
Any time the Doctor is upset is a good time. So this is a good idea.

Now.. who is to play the Doctor?

And more importantly to Miss Lemon, who is to play Neelix?

THis might seem lout of left field but I reckon Holdfast would make a good Doctor. He dresses well and that is a mark of inner sophistication. The Doc is a cut above after all!! But you know the characters on this website better than I do, who would you suggest

Neelix - Guy Gardiner. Shoe in
 
Yes Lynx is a dude but this is STAR TREK we have evolved beyond gender and other petty boxes. Lynx may well claw your eyes out to be Kes.

I'm sorry Sandoval you are the least Kes person on this forum. Even YWF is more Kes than you because of his odd mercurial moments. I suggest you audition for the part of Captain Proton's robot.
 
Any time the Doctor is upset is a good time. So this is a good idea.

Now.. who is to play the Doctor?

And more importantly to Miss Lemon, who is to play Neelix?

THis might seem lout of left field but I reckon Holdfast would make a good Doctor. He dresses well and that is a mark of inner sophistication. The Doc is a cut above after all!! But you know the characters on this website better than I do, who would you suggest

Neelix - Guy Gardiner. Shoe in

Both of these ideas are BRILLIANT.

We must rope in Holdfast though as he rarely ascends to these forums.

Miss Lemon if you are Kes then I'm sure you will do fine with Guy Gardner as he is rarely lucid enough to cause you any real bother. You can carry on in the sickbay interacting with the impeccably dressed one and forget all about the rumored porcupine sex.
 
Collingwood Nick said:
You WIll Fail will be the script writer since he or she seems to really care about how Voyager should have been done.
:lol:Good god!:ack:

Chakotay should be a 2x4, propped up against a console.
 
If we can't get Holdfast I think KingDaniel would make a good Doctor. He has a certain debonaire quality, well more of it than anyone else in this saloon.
 
Miss Lemon you cannot keep changing your mind! You know what happened to Jadzia when she wouldn't stop whining about wanting more of this and more of that!
 
If we get enough people interested in this thing it just might be possible to produce an episode or two in flash

It's been done on this website before .. years ago ... and it was hilarous
 
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