Hi, Hearing that Pine has pulled out of Star Trek 4 (Kelvin) I have come up with a plot to save the movie. Going with the other Kelvin movies habit of using the original movie of the same number rethought, here is my plot for Star Trek 4(Kelvin)
The Enterprise captures a Klingon Bird of Prey in Federation space, who crew destroys a time displacement generator which changes the timeline. We flash to the bridge to find Kirk missing (see no need for Chris Pine). The others realize something is amiss set about to interrogate the Klingons with Spock performing a Mind Meld. This Mind Meld shows the Klingons plan to send an agent back in time to brainwash a Humpbacked Whale into seeing humans as clouds of plankton. This whale has successfully assassinated Captain Kirks ancestor, eliminating the current Kirk and Allowing for a future where the Klingons will win out.
The Brilliance of Engineer Scott and the logic of Spock with the euphemisms of McCoy, fix the device but have to guess when in time to appear. The enterprise and the Klingon BOP go back in time to early 21st century earth. They track down the Kirk family and find Kirks Great Great Grandfather (played by William Shatner) who after not believing them, with some hilarious results, finally tells them where his son, Kirks Great Grandfather is. They beam aboard his boat to find the crew in morning. They are too late. Captain Kirks Great Granddaddy has been killed, while extreme scuba diving the Marianas Trench, by a rogue Humpback whale that mistakes him for krill.
Unfortunately the last time jump was too much for the patched up Time displacement equipment, which has exploded into a million tiny pieces and is un-salvageable. All looks lost, however, the Brilliance of Engineer Scott and the logic of Spock with the euphemisms of Dr McCoy, figure out a daring plan to fix this problem using some tachyons, neutrinos and stuff. This plan fails due to its extreme complexity and Scotty and Spock have a falling out creating cinematic drama and tension. They make up after McCoy flowers them with Aesop style stories filled with euphemisms. The re-inspired crew get back to work on rescuing Captain Kirk from irrelevant obscurity.
Running out of time to fix time, they embark on a dangerous plan that involves flying the Captured Klingon Bird of Prey, into the core of the earth and self destructing it, just after being beamed back to the Enterprise. This creates a planetary, inverse, polarity, sonic pulse that does a Superman 1 style rewind of localised time, as well as the overloading of every single Humpback whales inbuilt sonar apparatus. This causes every Humpback on earths head to explode and wipes out the entire species before Great Granddaddy Kirk is converted into whale poo. The saved Kirk and his dad, will then wave farewell to the enterprise as it slingshots back around the sun and into the future. (this leaves it linked to the plot of the original Star Trek 4 which the original crew comes back to saves some whales just before this extinction event so they can appease the space probe, turd cylinder.)
Another random scene idea instead is Shatner, throwing a photon torpedo into the Rogue Humpbacks mouth, then shooting it with a rifle from a sinking Bird of Prey, blowing it and the whale sky high and making a nice dinner for a flock of gulls. A bit more Jaws then original Star Trek 4, though still a cool mental image.
Anyone else with good or hilarious plot ideas for the new movie that write out Pine and Hemsworth, feel free to post
The Enterprise captures a Klingon Bird of Prey in Federation space, who crew destroys a time displacement generator which changes the timeline. We flash to the bridge to find Kirk missing (see no need for Chris Pine). The others realize something is amiss set about to interrogate the Klingons with Spock performing a Mind Meld. This Mind Meld shows the Klingons plan to send an agent back in time to brainwash a Humpbacked Whale into seeing humans as clouds of plankton. This whale has successfully assassinated Captain Kirks ancestor, eliminating the current Kirk and Allowing for a future where the Klingons will win out.
The Brilliance of Engineer Scott and the logic of Spock with the euphemisms of McCoy, fix the device but have to guess when in time to appear. The enterprise and the Klingon BOP go back in time to early 21st century earth. They track down the Kirk family and find Kirks Great Great Grandfather (played by William Shatner) who after not believing them, with some hilarious results, finally tells them where his son, Kirks Great Grandfather is. They beam aboard his boat to find the crew in morning. They are too late. Captain Kirks Great Granddaddy has been killed, while extreme scuba diving the Marianas Trench, by a rogue Humpback whale that mistakes him for krill.
Unfortunately the last time jump was too much for the patched up Time displacement equipment, which has exploded into a million tiny pieces and is un-salvageable. All looks lost, however, the Brilliance of Engineer Scott and the logic of Spock with the euphemisms of Dr McCoy, figure out a daring plan to fix this problem using some tachyons, neutrinos and stuff. This plan fails due to its extreme complexity and Scotty and Spock have a falling out creating cinematic drama and tension. They make up after McCoy flowers them with Aesop style stories filled with euphemisms. The re-inspired crew get back to work on rescuing Captain Kirk from irrelevant obscurity.
Running out of time to fix time, they embark on a dangerous plan that involves flying the Captured Klingon Bird of Prey, into the core of the earth and self destructing it, just after being beamed back to the Enterprise. This creates a planetary, inverse, polarity, sonic pulse that does a Superman 1 style rewind of localised time, as well as the overloading of every single Humpback whales inbuilt sonar apparatus. This causes every Humpback on earths head to explode and wipes out the entire species before Great Granddaddy Kirk is converted into whale poo. The saved Kirk and his dad, will then wave farewell to the enterprise as it slingshots back around the sun and into the future. (this leaves it linked to the plot of the original Star Trek 4 which the original crew comes back to saves some whales just before this extinction event so they can appease the space probe, turd cylinder.)
Another random scene idea instead is Shatner, throwing a photon torpedo into the Rogue Humpbacks mouth, then shooting it with a rifle from a sinking Bird of Prey, blowing it and the whale sky high and making a nice dinner for a flock of gulls. A bit more Jaws then original Star Trek 4, though still a cool mental image.
Anyone else with good or hilarious plot ideas for the new movie that write out Pine and Hemsworth, feel free to post
