Voyager Caption This: Welcome Aboard

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

Gadrin said:

And your prize:

Some assorted crap! :thumbsup:

Up next:

 

[galleywest]

Well if I'd known the prize was going to be assorted crap I would've brought my A game. Congrats, Gadrin!

...and Tin Man needs a heart!

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "And this is our first officer, Commander Mannequin!"

 

[BriGuy]

I'm Captain Janeway, commander of this vessel. And this is Chakotay. He's a complete pussy.

 

[Nebusj]

Even after arriving home the crew never did tell Janeway that for the last six and a half years years her ``first officer'' had been a wax sculpture.

 

[NathanielM]

Janeway: "And this is our first officer, Commander Dick Clark."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"He's all yours for a pot of coffee and two second hand shuttles. Don't let him fly anything, but he's great as a doormat."

 

[Quo Vadimus]

For the love of God, won't somebody hit his reset button?

 

[NathanielM]

Janeway: "For the love of god, someone please push the reset button on the Dick Clark Android!"




(MORE APPROPRIATE!)

 

[I Love Chakotay]

Janeway : "And now, Commander Chakotay will perform his wonderful party-trick...tying a bow in a cherry-stem using just his tongue...."

Chakotay : "Kathryn! That was supposed to be our little secret!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Do we have to send him back to the evil universe? He's so much more entertaining!"

 

[Candlelight]

Hoping that today's first contact would be better than last week's fiasco, Kim and Torres had a bit of an old pray.

 

[Quo Vadimus]

And now, for your viewing pleasure, I present Commander Chakotay. Computer, please play "Putting on the Ritz".

 

[Nerys Myk]

Janeway loved to show visitors her Voyager action figure collection (bridge playset sold seperately)

 

[NathanielM]

Janeway : "And this is my blow up first officer, Commander Chakotay, See he a pull the string and it talks with 50 different saying and he can be posed as an action figure. He's right now only 29.95 credits... that's right only 29.95 credits. Call now and includes a new uniform set...

Science Officer: "Captain, why didn't you tell me you had one of those..."

Female transporter chief: Wow that's cheap...

<Janeway pulls string>

Command Chakotay: Welcome aboard the Voyager.

 

[BorgBabe]

Janeway: ...and this is Commander Chakotay, since he is rather dull, I suggest you take a good look at my new AND improved bun.

 

[Candlelight]

As Janeway introduced Chakotay to Harry Potter, Voldermort peeped out from behind Mr Kim.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

(Booming voice throughout the ship)

Captain Janeway, we will let your ship and crew pass unharmed, but only if you volunteer a crew member who will beam over to our ship and submit to a series of rigours anal probings by our doctors.

 

[Starpaul20]

Had to...

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Time Travel on Voyager is getting out of hand.

 

[Evil Twin]

Starpaul20 said:
Had to...

Time Travel on Voyager is getting out of hand.