Voyager Caption This: The Crazy Gene

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

BriGuy said:

Chakotay: Actually, Tom, a week ago you de-evolved into some kind of alien sea creature. That's your son.

newtype_alpha said:

Janeway: Wait... didn't we use this as a prop for something COMPLETELY different, like, two episodes ago?
Chakotay: Hm... you're right. I bet Timo can think of a fitting but completely irrational explanation for this.

MeanJoePhaser said:

"Starfleet's Penis Enlarger was the most popular device on Voyager."

And your prize:

This lovely furniture set!

Up next:

 

[BriGuy]

Kewl. I won. Thanks. I need furniture.

Commander, I realize and appreciate that you are upset over Seven's decision to return to the collective. But I will not sprout breasts for your benefit. And if I were to do so, they'd be lower.

It's him! Hedidit! HETOOKTHECOFFEE!!! Get security! I don't trust that Vulcan! This is too important. GETTHEMNOW! Make him tell me where it is!

I'm so filled with angst I just can't stop myself!

 

[Candlelight]

Chakotay's labour pains were worse than he expected.

"HOLY FUCK! A BLURRY SHOULDER!!!"

"1.21 gigawatts!!"

 

[galleywest]

Chakotay: *sob* I love you, man! *barfs*

You! Camera B! Are you getting this? You don't look like you're getting this! Are you keeping an eye on the lighting? Well, are you?!

Where's the &^%%$@ "Easy Button"?!

 

[terranova]

Chakotay leraned the hard way that it was not a good idea to do a Zidane imprssion at a hologram.

Janeway: COFFEEEEEE!!!

Janeway, Kim and Chakotay go into a fight about who would send the reply to Starfleet Command.

 

[Gertch]

Congrats winners!

MeanJoePhaser said:

"Starfleet's Penis Enlarger was the most popular device on Voyager."

Emh: "I must insist you stop using the penis enlarger for your own safety."

"Quick, don't let him near the enlarger!"

"It's this WIDE now! Can you see that?"

 

[Wicca who Wonta]

It was not a pretty sight when Chakotay was affected by Vorik's Vulcan telepathic mating bond.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "I just read the script to 'Spirit Folk.'"

Janeway: "It's him! That's the guy who wrote the script!"

Chakotay: "Security! Stop him!"

Janeway: "Can you re-write it?"

Chakotay: "Dammit, Kathryn, I'm a commander, not an author!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

You've gotten regurgitated beer on my holo-emitter

There they are!!!! The ones who keep mocking us in caption threads!

too...many.... buttons!

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"I see you remembered Shatner's School of Acting Lesson 5."

"No one leaves this bridge until someone pulls my finger!"

"He's having a Shatner-spasm!"

 

[Candlelight]

"It's this wide now..."

Oh Gertch...



Keep em coming.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Chakotay: It was terrible, Doctor, terrible. I saw all six shuttles blown out of the sky in less than a minute.
Doctor: Where? Over Macho Grande?
Chakotay: No, I'm afraid I'll never get over Macho Grande.

Janeway: Oh my God, HE killed Kenny!
Chakotay: You bastard!

Chakotay: Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap will ya? We've got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Katheryn. I mean up here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights... blinking... beeping and flashing ... they're flashing and they're beeping... I can't stand it anymore! They're blinking and beeping and flashing!
Janeway: Chakotay!
Chakotay: Why doesen't somebody pull the plug!
Janeway: CHUCKLES!
Chakoty: Wha... I-I'm alright...

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Janeway "Ensign, get me some spaghetti!"

 

[galleywest]

Doctor: Yes, it does look just like real hair and no, I will not run my fingers through it.

What do you, the viewer at home, think?? Quick, use your decoder rings to find the real killer!

Chakotay: Whaddya mean you haven't seen it?! I left my hoagie right here, you bastards!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Damn it Harry!!! I said no mayo!!!!

 

[Gertch]

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "It's no use, Captain. It's Windows Vista!"

 

[Capt_Piett]

Chakotay: Dammit Katherine, the little Vulcan bastard lied to us! There were no weapons of mass destruction, your appearence in formal dress underneath that "Mission Accomplished" banner makes you look completely incompetant, and this is my only line this episode!

 

[Gadrin]

Nerys Myk said:

Damn it Harry!!! I said no mayo!!!!

brilliant !

damn! someone beat me to: "LCARS Vista"

 

[Gadrin]

Wasted Voyager