Voyager Caption This: Soup's On

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

Kirby said:

Doctor: "I think saw this on Stargate: Atlantis. Salt water should remove the creature."
Janeway: "Doctor, we don't have time to discuss lame science fiction television shows. Is this the same creature that Tom and I turned into when we travelled at warp 10, or is this a result of the cheese that we made that infected the power conduits throughout the ship?"

Year of Hell said:

Janeway had had enough. The shields were failing, multiple injuries on all decks but still Tom and the Doctor persisted in their staring competition.

And your prize:

A Quantum Slipstream Drive.
Never be late for work again!

Up next:

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Chakoball: "So what goes on this pasta of yours?"
Neelix: "Oh, you'll find out..."

 

[Nebusj]

Chakotay had never before seen how Neelix made his famous Hay Fever Ker-Stew.

Janeway and Tuvok had.

 

[TimelessTrek]

Neelix: Mmmmmm! Green SHIT in a pot!
Chakotay: HRRRMMMFFF!

NEELIX: Anyone care for some GREEN SHIT in a BLACK BOWL?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "It's a fascinating ritual. If a Starfleet officer isn't promoted within five years, he has to eat his crewmates vomit."

Chakotay: "Let me work this one up, I want Harry to get the full works."

Tuvok: "No thank you Neelix, I'm not hungry"

Janeway: "That isn't lunch Tuvok, it's Harry's fifth. Now be a good Vulcan and stick your fingers down your throat."

Tuvok: "But that looks like Plomeek soup... That smells like Plomeek soup... Oh no!"

 

[terranova]

Janeway: So your coma soup works Mr Nellix, but did you have to test it on Tuvok?

 

[Kevin]

Chakotay: Neelix! I can't breath!

Neelix: and that's only from smelling it. You should see what it's like to taste it!

Tuvok: to go or not to go where no man has gone before.

 

[nx1701g]

Neelix: "AHCHOOOO"
Chakotay "AHCHOOOO"
Neelix: "Stop copying me!"
Chakotay: "Stop copying me!"
Neelix: Neelix, I'm making you Captain.
Chakotay: Neelix, I'm making you... you almost had me there.

 

[Kevin]

^^Lol! Nice one!

 

[nx1701g]

^ thanks

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[The Borg Queen]

Neelix's vomit soup wasn't going to be very popular, judging from Commander Chakotay's reaction...

Captain Janeway's new telekinetic powers were the only thing keeping Tuvok's head from exploding after trying Neelix's vomit soup.

 

[Kirby]

Yay! I finally won a Caption This, thanks!

Neelix: "Seriously, I hate that "Mr. Vulcan" is always talking down to me. Oh, I pretend to let it roll off my back, but every now and then I like to hock a big lugie into his plomeek soup. I'll show that Vulcan bastard!"

Neelix: "Enjoy your soup, Mr. Vulcan!"

 

[Starseeker]

In retrospect, Chakotay never quite forgave himself for asking, "Neelix, how does your hair stand up like that?"

Neelix: Captain, how about a nice big bowl of shut the hell up?
Tuvok: He has been carrying that bowl for 174 hours waiting for an opportunity to say that.

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

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Neelix was just getting ready for a nice swim in a pot full of god knows what.

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Tuvok realized that if he so much as glanced at the contents of the bowl Neelix wouldn't leave him alone until he ate it.

 

[nx1701g]

DayOldHotSauce said:

Neelix was just getting ready for a nice swim in a pot full of god knows what.

Tuvok realized that if he so much as glanced at the contents of the bowl Neelix wouldn't leave him alone until he ate it.

 

[KJM]

"Someone peed in my soup!"

"Alright, which one of you did it?"

 

[Gadrin]

 

[Gadrin]

 

[Candlelight]

And so Neelix sang for his supper.

Neelix tries to convince Tuvok to try a new hairstyle this season. Hilarity ensues.