Voyager Caption This: Please Come With Us

[Evil Twin]

Lots of good ones last round, too many for me to choose, so in keeping with the spirit of the holidays, you're all winners! Oh, and you get to hear me sing:

On the first day of Christmas Evil Twin gave to me,
a starship in a Christmas treeeee...

Ok, that was bad. I'll shut up now.

Up next, Chakotay's reign of terror continues!

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "Look, the script says we have to go out on a date, so we're going on a date!"

 

[Gertch]

Chakotay: "Ensign Kim is going to try and assimilate you using his tubual and 'nanites'. He spent all day finding the right mood music."

 

[Nebusj]

``I don't understand, Seven -- why the chaperones?''
``They will keep you safe.''
`` ... ''

 

[Kegek]

Chakotay: Seven, you are under arrest on the charge of character usurpation. Over the past few years you have consistently been the focus of attention, turning in nuanced performances and being given the most interesting scripts.
Seven: This is unfair. You know who the real criminal here is - the Doctor!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chakotay: "You're under arrest for misuse of the holodeck."

Seven: "I did nothing wrong."

Chakotay: "The Captain ran the Manchester United 11 program. Her eyes are still watering."

 

[BriGuy]

Chakotay: Seven, you're to go in that room with this man and this woman, and you're not to come out until you've figured out your sexual orientation. Am I clear?

 

[Nebusj]

Chakotay panics when he realizes that this is not the Inflatable Seven on whom he always practiced.

 

[Rat Boy]

Beltran: "Braga lost the bet."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chakotay: You'll have to come with us. Someone claimed you're a shoplifter.

Seven: In THIS outfit?!

 

[Nebusj]

Seven begins to suspect she's not being taken to see Santa.

 

[BriGuy]

Chakotay: Come with us, Seven. The ratings are down. It's time to change your catsuit again.

 

[Gertch]

Chakotay: "The Captain is seriously freaked out Ensign. They'll make sure there's no more holodeck for you."

 

[Rat Boy]

Everything was going fine at the annual Halloween party until Harry had too much to drink and started hitting on the Doctor.

 

[UnknownSample]

Chakotay: "Standards and Practices found out it's just body paint. You'll be taken to a holding cell where you'll be hosed down with paint remover, then you'll be given a nice, black, anonymous baggy uniform just like ours!"

7: "Sounds like I'm about to be assimilated..."

 

[LeadHead]

Sorry but according to our doctor, you gained 3 pounds over Christmas, until you lose them UPN won't let you use the elevators.

 

[Gertch]

^

That's probably true.