Voyager Caption This: Oh Baby!

[Scoobysnacks]

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The EMH of Voyager's Past: "Ah, the infant Janeway. She has yet to be altered by the sexist ageist pandering to the young male demographic. Devoid of cynicism, sensing the possibilities of a world wide open to intelligence, inner beauty, and leadership regardless of gender. She does not exist in a world where pinhead executives pair Chuckles and a blonde toaster oven with bionic breasts."

Janeway: "My God, I'm unrecognizable!"

 

[SciFi75]

The Doctor: Good news, Captain! Ensign Kim is not gay.

 

[Laren]

Don't you worry: The second one is normal for this species!

 

[BriGuy]

Doctor: Calm down, Captain. I'll explain. It's called a penis. I sometimes forget it's been a long time since you've seen one.

 

[scorpius1701]

Finn said:

Doctor: Dont ask stupid questions Captain, just take the baby and run. We dont ever want to see it on this ship ever again.

 

[Shatmandu]

Doctor: "Bigger than Chakotay's? I agree."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Doc: Before Ensign Redshirt died, he said he wanted the crew to have something to remember him by. This was the best I could do.

 

[ninetofive]

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'Can you say: "continuity issues"?'

 

[ninetofive]

Doctor: 'As you can see, captain, they've enhanced more than his hand-eye co-ordination.'
Janeway: 'If the male crew-memebers get wind of this, they'll be lining up to be assimilated!'

 

[ninetofive]

Since I'm already in the gutter:

Doctor: 'I've never seen this kind of borg implant before, captain.'
Janeway: 'If you can detach it, have it sent to my quarters.'

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

ninetofive said:

'Can you say: "continuity issues"?'

Doctor: 'As you can see, captain, they've enhanced more than his hand-eye co-ordination.'
Janeway: 'If the male crew-memebers get wind of this, they'll be lining up to be assimilated!'

Since I'm already in the gutter:

Doctor: 'I've never seen this kind of borg implant before, captain.'
Janeway: 'If you can detach it, have it sent to my quarters.'

 

[DizzyMan]

Doctor: It worked! I neutralized the power fluctuations by using my holo-matrix to stabilize the delivery.

Janeway: So… the baby's OK?

Doctor: The baby's in perfect health — although she can't exist outside of sick bay.