Voyager Caption This: Oh Baby!

[Gertch]

Plecostomus said:

"This is the direct result of you deleting the holoporn directory. You're fortunate I kept backups."

 

[Candlelight]

"This is my baby captain... oh yeah, you should hear her cry..."

Shortly after, Janeway removed the Redneck subroutine.

 

[Thrall]

"Yep. That's a penis alright."

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor: "Well, at least the dingo didn't eat your baby."

 

[Candlelight]

"You ordered the 12" meatball sub, right?"

 

[Vassa]

But notice what happens when I twist it in this direction.

 

[Candlelight]

"You want the front half or the back half?"

 

[BriGuy]

Janeway: It's amazing how the neck can support that much weight.

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor: "The kid's hungry, the replicator's offline, Seven and B'Elanna are off the ship, and my program doesn't include mammary glands. Let 'em out."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"I find Chakotay much more agreeable since Q regressed him to infancy."

or

"I realize it's a been a long time for you, captain, but please stop staring at his penis."

 

[Scatta]

BriGuy, not to worry, they have a Seven, not a Six.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Doctor: I just found this after putting Lieutenant Carey in the morgue.

Janeway: What is it?

Doctor: I believe a Borg baby...

Janeway: A what? I don't remember that. In fact, who was Lieutenant Carey again?

Doctor...

 

[Huntingdon]

^Nice one!

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor: "Look, this child needs a briss and obviously I can't do the circumcision. I'm a Catholic hologram."

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain, Seven and I had a child. You can tell it's ours because it's annoying, unintentionally funny and has big knockers."

 

[Candlelight]

"Doctor, that's a magnetic constrictor, not a baby."
"Then what did I do with- SICKBAY TO ENGINEERING, DO NOT GO TO WARP!! At least not until I change it's diaper"

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Doctor: I believe I found the cause of our sagging TV ratings, Captain.
Janeway: What is causing it Doctor?
Doctor: I believe it's caused by what the viewer calls a plot hole. For example, this Borg baby, this is a plot hole.
Janeway: How many are there?
Doctor: Let me put it to you this way, Captain. There are enough plot holes on this ship, that we would make it back to Earth before we could fix them all.
Janeway: Is there a solution?
Doctor: None that I can see.
Janeway: What if I created one massive plot hole...like a Time Travel one?
Doctor: Brilliant!
Janeway: I'll get right on it...

 

[BriGuy]

Janeway: Baby?
Doctor: It's what's for dinner!

 

[BriGuy]

Janeway: What the...???
Captain: It's an infant, Captain. You should have known this was going to start happening sooner or later. The crew has begun the process of reproducing on our long voyage home. Voyager is becoming a generational ship. At least half a dozen other crew members are expecting.
Janeway: Fine, fine, whatever. Just stockpile them in a cargo bay and let me know when they're old enough to start building shuttles.

 

[Gertch]

BriGuy said:

Janeway: Baby?
Doctor: It's what's for dinner!

Mmmmm, makes it's own dumplings.