Voyager Caption This: Oh Baby!

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

MeanJoePhaser said:

"Nick Nolte's on-location cameo as a drunken vagrant wasn't scripted or even planned."

Kirby said:

Tuvok: What is that creature on top of the monitor?

Paris: It's a freakasarus.

And your prize:

A... FATAL SYSTEM ERROR! Yeah,
weren't expecting that, were ya?

Up next:

 

[Finn]

Doctor: "The procedure worked! She has your hair and Tom's nose".

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

And your prize:

A... FATAL SYSTEM ERROR! Yeah,
weren't expecting that, were ya?

Actually, the computer I use has them everyday.

"This one's a girl, Captain, let's name her 'Pam', same father as the first but you don't give a damn."

(No one's gonna recognize that reference.)

 

[Ro_Laren]

[/QUOTE]

Janeway thinking: Well, Neelix did say we needed more meat for tonight's dinner in the Mess Hall...


OR

Janeway thinking: What am I supposed to do with this??

 

[Nebusj]

Janeway always froze up during the laundering of her Security Blanket.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Congratulations Captain, it's a healthy baby girl."

Janeway: "What's with the tail?"

EMH: "Funny story. Remember when you evolved into a salamander, well it turns out that the reversal wasn't totally complete."

 

[Shatmandu]

Doctor: "Please remember to modulate your voice pitch higher, so you don't sound like a hobo who gargles with Draino and frighten the child."

 

[S'kai]

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EMH: Captain, that last torpedo hit took out the food replicators. While you were out, I took the liberty of injecting you with a homonal complex that will induce immediate lactation. That should be able to hold the infant until the replicators are back online.

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Breathtaking."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "Where did this come from?"

EMH: "It's Shatmandu's, escaped from another caption thread."

Janeway: "Shatmandu! I didn't know he had it in him."

EMH: "I see I'm going to have to explain the birds and bees again..."

 

[Kegek]

Doctor: Your lunch, Captain.

 

[Velocity]

Doc: I'm a hologram, so it's not surprising that I don't know how to hold a child. Here Captain, help me complete this forward pass.
Janeway: Hold on there! Looks like that backfield is in motion. Gonna have to penalize you!

 

[Candlelight]

"Take care of this captain, we may need it for a later episode."
"Not a problem, I'll let Ensign's Lessing & Gilmore look after it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH-"Careful, it seems to be leaking coolant."

 

[kipron]

Janeway: What am I supposed to do with this?

Doc: I'm a Doctor, not a writer! You figure it out.

 

[Gertch]

"It's Chakotay's acting ability. See if you can nurture it."

 

[BriGuy]

Doc: Congratulations, captain, it's a... squid.

Janeway: Eh, I've seen stranger.

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Wait a minute, this is just a shaved puppy!"

 

[Candlelight]

"One things for certain Captain, we can't keep him here"
"Alright, we'll drop him off at that manger with the dermal regenerator and water-to-wine replicator and let that nice couple that couldn't find room at the inn raise him. Then hopefully once we return to our own time we'll find we haven't created too much of a temporal disturbance."
"Jesus, this had better work..."

 

[Plecostomus]

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"This is the direct result of you deleting the holoporn directory. You're fortunate I kept backups."