Voyager Caption This: Mail Call

[BorgBabe]

Neelix was stunned to see Chakotay checked his tattoo for the twelved time that shift.
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Chaktoay was stunned to see the grand reflecting surface Janeway had installed.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chakotay's spelling wasn't so hot when he typed in A Coochie Mama.com, but he didn't mind.

Janeway: "It's called a screen saver."

Chakotay: "But it looks just like..."

Janeway: "Warp drive, yes. Our duty is clear. We have to go back in time and kill Bill Gates. The timeline musn't be contaminated."

 

[Ihlecreations]

Robert Beltran always seemed surprised when he realized he had no lines for that weeks episode.

 

[Kirby]

Janeway: It's called "Delta Quadrant's Funniest Videos" Ha Ha! look, that Hirogen just got hit in the groin!

 

[Nebusj]

Chakotay finds the vacancy listed in the Voyager Help Wanted pages under ``First Officer''.

``You see, Captain? `First Officer' is listed as vacant.''
``Yes, it is ... if you want to apply we'll interview you, but we were planning to hire someone who's been aboard Voyager a while.''

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"You sank my battleship!"

"21st century Earth called it 'Tub Girl'."

 

[NathanielM]

Chakotay: Comeon! Comeon! GO HEAT! DRIVE... DRIVE! GOD DAMN IT Shaq you missed again!

Woman: SHHHH. The captain is talking to Starfleet!

Janeway: Okay you have to make Captain Kirk stand here in this adventure game, and have Spock make an Analysis... Damn it Chakotay, we can't open the door with that. HEY you just killed a redshirt!

Chakotay: DAMN!

 

[Gertch]

Chakotay: "Thanks Neelix. That planet does have more of that clothing material."

Janeway: "You want next seasons uniforms to look like Neelixes? Way to start a mutiny."

 

[BorgBabe]

cute piggy :-D

 

[Nebusj]

Submitted for a friend who mostly follows Caption This threads without joining:

``Gotta catch `em all! Gotta catch `em all!''

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chakotay: So you're saying its not some sort of pyramid scheme?

Janeway: Of course not. Now how many cases can I sign you up for?

 

[Candlelight]

Neelix was baffled when he and his treadmill magically appeared on the bridge.

"I didn't think that was allowed back then...?"
"I don't think they cared about Hamsters as much as they do now"

 

[Kegek]

Neelix felt Chakotay had been playing his copy of Elite Force long enough.

Chakotay and Janeway search the web for a technobabble solution to this week's problem.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Cmd3rChkt4y: m/vygr/37 got pic?

CptKathy47: lol yea *CptKathy47 has sent file*

Cmd3rChkt4y: *Accepts file*

Neelix: Commander, is that Captain Janeway's head Photoshopped on top of Seven of Nine's body?

"Commander, this new Sims: Delta Quadrant expansion is unbelievable. I haven't been able to stop playing. I've got everybody on here. Harry was assimilated by the Borg, Tom got his duodnum removed by the Vidiians, and the Doctor was upgraded to the Mark II. And the replicators stopped replicating coffee."