Voyager Caption This: J/C

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

Nebusj said:

Kim: ``It's the most wondrous spacetime anomaly I've ever seen.''
Chakotay: ``Look at the rhythms in the geometric distortions. Could it be a life form?''
Paris: ``A glimpse of consciousness from an entity existing in a construction of space-time we could only barely imagine?''
Neelix: ``Hold on, I'll flick the screen saver off.''

And your prize:

Have a Coke. You've earned it!
WARNING: Beverage may contain
Leola root extract.

Up next:

 

[od0_ital]

Janeway, "And I'll I'm sayin' is, anything more than a handful is just a waste!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Janeway: Photoshopping my head on nude models. Real creative.

 

[BorgBabe]

#1 Find her weakness
Chakotay: "These studies show we have a water shortage on Voyager."

#2 Make her panic
Janeway: "Is THIS amount of water I've been using for bathing!?!"

#3 See her crawl to get that addiction fix
Janeway: "Well how would you fancy sharing that bubble bath? Just to save water, nothing else..."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Come on, Chakotay, just one little sip..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Janeway: So I said to Picard. JL, I say (I call him JL)
You're going bald. Just shave it all off. Then there was the time I told Ambassador Spock, go to Romulus. Reunite the Vulcans and Romulans....

Chakotay (thinking): Oh God when is this shift over?

 

[Gadrin]

 

[Kevin]

The replicators have overloaded from all of my excessive coffe orders. So here is a list of all the crew members that Voyager can stand to lose. I want them ground up into coffee beans.
Chakotay: Captain, I am not sure that will work...
Janeway: Would you like me to add YOU to the list?
Chakotay: Paris, Be'lanna, Ensign Vorick is up first. Lets go.

Janeway: Isn't it beautiful?
Chakotay: Captain, Its a tall cup of coffee from a 20th century coffee shop called Starbucks...
Janeway: How I yurn for the good ole' days.

Janeway: And then i said, Romulan?! I thought he was a Klingon!
Chakotay: Someone needs to switch to Decalf!
*Janeway Rips Chakotays Head Off*

 

[Scatta]

This isn't a caption, but why do I feel like I'm seeing Kate Mulgrew instead of Captain Janeway every time I see this one? It somehow reminds me of the interview footage from "Theatre Talk" when she and Charles Busch appeared together. Of course, Beltran doesn't remind me of Busch at all. He'd look terrible in a dress.

Re: Previous captions: Every time I see one with sexual inuendo, I keep looking at Tuvok in the background. He almost looks disapproving.

 

[Gadrin]

 

[AuntKate]

Scatta said:

This isn't a caption, but why do I feel like I'm seeing Kate Mulgrew instead of Captain Janeway every time I see this one? It somehow reminds me of the interview footage from "Theatre Talk" when she and Charles Busch appeared together. Of course, Beltran doesn't remind me of Busch at all. He'd look terrible in a dress.

Re: Previous captions: Every time I see one with sexual inuendo, I keep looking at Tuvok in the background. He almost looks disapproving.

Maybe it's because we so seldom see Janeway in this kind of chatty, friendly mood? I think it is one of the few times in the series where she was just chitchatting on the bridge. Isn't this shot from "Latent Image" where they were arguing about some sumo wrestling event?

"JANEWAY: Believe me, I was there.
CHAKOTAY: So was I.
TUVOK: Commander Chakotay is correct.
JANEWAY: Oh? And how would you know?
TUVOK: In my youth, I studied many forms of martial art, including the Sumo of Earth. I have followed the sport ever since.
JANEWAY: It was the 77th Emperor's Cup. Takashi forced Kar-pek out of the circle in less than three seconds. I had a fifth row seat!
CHAKOTAY: Then you must have been ordering sake, because Takashi's knee broke the sand and the referee gave the match to Kar-pek.
TUVOK: Exactly. "

And, now that you mention it, Tuvok DOES look a bit peeved. I'd love to see some captions from HIS point of view!

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Janeway: "Are you done with that?"

 

[BriGuy]

Janeway: This is a list of my erogenous zones. I expect you to have it memorized by tonight.

Chakotay: Yes, Captain.


The next day...

You didn't do so good.

 

[DBR]

Janeway: "...and then Harry said: 'Ma'am, I officially request to be spanked.' And of course I couldn't turn him down, but when I realized the kink that was going to be involved, I sent Mr. Neelix."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Have you looked at yourself lately?"

Or

"The Vidiians put more than pee-pee in your Coke."

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Fisting, Commander?"

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Really, Chakotay, Talaxian porn?"

"Why yes we did run out of calcium supplements about a month ago. Why do you ask?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "In-toilet cameras, Commander?"

 

[BriGuy]

PIZZA THE HUT!