Voyager Caption This: I Don't Get It

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

Scatta said:

After the last incident, Janeway's cooking was carefully scrutinized before she was allowed to share it with any ofthe senior officers.

Finngle Bells said:

Harry: "Suppose I...."

B'Elanna: "Don't! Please, Harry. When will you listen to
Tom and stop going out with the wrong twin, a ball of energy, holograms of a lonely alien, a cow, a drone, the Captain, and now this thing!"

Harry: "But I..."

B'Elanna: "No, Harry!"

And your prize:

The cheese. Hurry, you need
to get it to sickbay!

Up next:

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay: "Someone is not obeying regulation dress code so now (arm phasers, we will take care of this..."

Tom: "That Star Trek spin-off is terrible!"
Torres: "They can't even act!!!"
Tuvok, inner monologue: "Wait ... that's us!"

Janeway: "OH DEAR GOD!!! I'm sorry Chacotay! I didn't think your dick could get that big and move that fast!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus..."

*snicker*

Chakotay: "... Dickus?"

This is what you get when you put the batteries of a phaser in backwards.

 

[Gertch]

Tuvok: "If I was not Vulcan I would have peed my pants at that. Oh wait..."

Chakotay: "We need one of you to attend supper with Ensign Kim."

Goodness gracious great balls of fire!


(I don't know what episode that image is from but it's quite disturbing at first.)

 

[Evil Twin]

Heh, I just noticed something. Look at the feet of the Asian girl in the front row. I guess they didn't have pants that short on hand.

 

[Gertch]

Probably would never have noticed that watching the DVDs.

 

[Akiraprise]

Evil Twin said:
Heh, I just noticed something. Look at the feet of the Asian girl in the front row. I guess they didn't have pants that short on hand.

Good catch.
I never would have noticed.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway didn't realize how dangerous it was to play Guitar Hero 3.

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world!"

 

[Finn]

B'Elanna: "Harry, you are brillant! I can't believe we didn't think of this before-recording Tuvok's reactions to the tweaks you two did to his holoprograms....Inverted chroton video particle collectors...brillant!"

Chakotay: It has been three years now. It appears you guys had more character development than I. Sorry, but we gotta get rid of you guys so I'd look better".

[/QUOTE]
Captain Janeway's reaction when she first learned of Chakotay and Seven's relationship...catching them making out in the transporter room closet.

 

[Kegek]

That night, they watched The Big Lebowski. Tuvok found the labyrinthine plot both intricate and illuminating.

Chakotay: We're about to start the fourth season. So we're locking you in this room and never hearing from you again.

 

[Nerys Myk]

On Prom Night Chakotay decided to make the wallflowers dance.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"I've heard that women in pregnancy have a certain glow, but this is ridiculous!"

"Ok, now one of you people erased my tattoo while I slept last night. We're not leaving here until that person owns up."

Tuvok claimed not to understand the concept of humour, but that didn't stop him farting the Federation anthem at the start of each meeting.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Where will Tuvok be when his diarrhea comes back?"

"This is for all you new people. I only have one rule: everybody fights, nobody quits. If you won't fight, I'll kill you myself."

"What a world, what a world!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "You...you killed the captain!"

Paris: "That'll teach her to bust me back to ensign!"

 

[BriGuy]

Menopause - It's worse than you think.

 

[Rat Boy]

BriGuy said:

Menopause - It's worse than you think.

That's one insane hot-flash.

 

[Candlelight]

Upon hearing they were nearly home, euphoria swept the crew. In fact, Tuvok could barely contain himself.

"Yes it is true that the replicators have stopped functioning, and yes it is true that we are looking at implementing emergency measures, but the fact we have you plump, tasty, succulent crewmembers bailed up in the cargo bay shouldn't concern you one little bit."

Janeway regreted offering to breastfeed the glowing silkworms in exchange for fuel.

 

[Candlelight]

Can't believe no one said this:

"It came from Sickbay but I can't make heads nor tails of it."
"OK then, better just let the Doctor handle it."

 

[BriGuy]

Torres, thinking: Why is it these scifi geeks think showing me their collectibles is going to help them get me in the sack?

...

Oh, who am I kidding, I'm a slut.