Neelix: Its not the dial that we really need, Seven, its the phone jack.
Seven: You are not holding a phone jack, either, Neelix. That is a Klingon suppository.
Tuvok: What is this?
Paris: It's a LINK trainer for Chakotay.
Paris: Why am I yelling?
Chakotay: Say what?
Tuvok, (thinking): Hmmmmmmm. Human sexual practices are peculiar.
Torres: I didn't know you came equipped with an uglifier.
Seven: It's a standard Borg female implant. When threatened by a more beautiful woman, we give her the finger.
Janeway: I said we wanted an air filter, not a snow sled! Why did you call it the 'Rosebud' class anyway?
Neelix: Lucky winner gets to do Janeway's hair!
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