Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption This: A typical day for my crew
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Chakotay: So, Klingons, eh? You guys know Worf? Worf Rozhenko?
Klingon1: WE DON'T ALL KNOW EACH OTHER, COMMANDER.
Klingon 2: Mogh had a boy named Worf.
Klingon 1: MOGH! With those head ridges!
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Guard on the right: What are we doing here, Sir?
Tuvok: There have been multiple screams reported from Lieutenant Paris' quarters.
Seven: The interior lighting is strange, it appears to be generated from something that was once referred to as a lava lamp.
Guard on the right: Sir, we may not want to go in there...
Tuvok: Illogical, we must enter immediately- oh.
Paris & Torres: GET OUT!
Chakotay: Lets see what's behind door number 1... A Dead Hirogen? Worst Game Show Ever!
Janeway: Neelix, take this away before I let Grumpy, Angry and Pissed here at you.
Chakotay: We'll beam down to one place on the planet, therefore we will get all of the information we need to know if this place will be a suitable home for you.
Guard on the right: What are we doing here, Sir?
Tuvok: There have been multiple screams reported from Lieutenant Paris' quarters.
Seven: The interior lighting is strange, it appears to be generated from something that was once referred to as a lava lamp.
Guard on the right: Sir, we may not want to go in there...
Tuvok: Illogical, we must enter immediately- oh.
Paris & Torres: GET OUT!
Chakotay: Lets see what's behind door number 1... A Dead Hirogen? Worst Game Show Ever!
Janeway: Neelix, take this away before I let Grumpy, Angry and Pissed here at you.
Chakotay: We'll beam down to one place on the planet, therefore we will get all of the information we need to know if this place will be a suitable home for you.
Chakotay: Lets see what's behind door number 1... A Dead Hirogen? Worst Game Show Ever
LOL Worst rendition of Let's Make a Deal ever...
Guest actor to the right: Mr. Beltran, I'd appericate it if you'd give us tips about how to make it as an actor
Beltran: You obviously haven't watched this show
The guest actor: No. I"ve only seen you as a dead body on a Murder, She Wrote episode
The other guest actor: I saw that one....Rob isn't acting any differently right now
Neelix: I'm very sorry you're sick, Ensign, but it wasn't my Leola root casserole! I only use the best, freshest ingredients available! I run a clean kitchen!
JANEWAY: Emergency...piloting hologram?
DOC: What do you think?
JANEWAY: I think if you start all your proposed new jobs with 'Emergency' you must have a pretty low self esteem. (or inflated ego)EXCELLENT!!!
I love this one too! 
Neelix "What's that commander? The face? You want me to put this in her face? But I forgot the Leola root."
Tuvok: Tuvok To Janeway. Our mission has failed. The Borg have assimilated...
Janeway [on badge]: ... don't say it Tuvok, I just finished my 3rd cup of coffee ...
Tuvok: ... the ship's only bathroom.
Seven: Resistance is futile.
Tuvok: Further argument is illogical.
ST VOY: CIVIL WAR.
#teamcap
Neelix: Oh, frinx! I poisoned the wrong plate!
Chakotay: Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!
Klingon, left: No reward is worth this.
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