Voyager Caption This: A Little Subterfuge

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

Nerys Myk said:

Tom's last thought was , "What an odd place to put a brick wall."

Rat Boy said:

The Doctor: "What have I told you about sticking these things in your ears, especially when I'm trying to sing?"

BriGuy said:

Things go terribly wrong in the "whoever holds on to the console long enough wins it" contest on Voyager:

Doctor: This insanity simply must end! I don't care if you have Borg nanoprobes enhancing your strength or not. It's been four weeks and both of you are about to collapse!

And your prize:

A coupon good for one cortical node
replacement, free with your next oil change!

Up next:

 

[Capt_Piett]

Janeway: "Dammit Seven, I thought you said you'd found a way to correct the Red Ring of Death on the X-Box? The screen's completely frozen now!"

 

[Gertch]

Congrats to the winners!

Tuvok: "As I explained Captain, standard signal on HDTV is illogical."

 

[od0_ital]

Seven, "I believe its called 'scrambled porn'."

Tuvok, "Why would Icheb have downloaded this?"

Janeway, "Doesn't he know how to use the holodeck?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "We use all these parts and materials to build this lab for you and I find you in here spying on Malon mating practices on a planet thirty light-years from here?!"

 

[CaptainJon]

The Voyager crew take delight in the fact that for this month's transmission, Starfleet Command has given them the latest update on pornography.

 

[MrPointy]

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Seven: And this is a holophoto of last year's Rumarie celebration. As you know Captain, Ensign Kim broke the camera after slipping on Neelix's grease trail.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"... You're one ugly motherfucker!"

Janeway: "Couldn't we have watched this on the holodeck?"
Seven: "Neelix always throws popcorn at me, Harry Kim's communicator keeps going off, Naomi Wildman kicks the back of my chair, and Tom Paris and B'Elanna Torres distract me by initiating mating in the back row. Besides, I have calibrated the projector down here to THX standards."
Tuvok: "Silence is predicated, this is the part where the Predator sets off a miniature nuclear device"
Janeway: "Next time we're installing seats."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"After all the hype, HALO 3 turned out to be verying disappointing."

 

[BriGuy]

Janeway: Well, that proves it. It told you two you couldn't hook up an Atari 2600 to this thing.

 

[Turbo]

^

Nice one!

 

[Nebusj]

[ SCREEN ] o/` Taaaaake onnnn meeeee! Take! On! Me! I'lllllll beeeeeeee gonnnnnnne! ... o/`
[ JANEWAY ] A-ha! I've got it!

 

[Candlelight]

Janeway: "Yep, I can see the sail boat"
Seven: "Damn. I still can not"

 

[Transwarped]

Seven: "Captain, I believe this is me in the foreground."
Janeway: "Well, I'll be damned. Harry actually got you drunk at the Christmas party."
Tuvok: "Ensign Kim will no doubt will be disappointed with the picture quality."

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "Well, I guess we know now what comes before the stellar nursery..."

 

[Transwarped]

Seven: "...and this is your brain on drugs."

 

[Candlelight]

"Apparently half the crew have killed themselves already"

And for those of you that want to play at home:

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Well I can't be sure, but I believe the central figure is the Burger King making out with Betty Page.

SEVEN: And the one on the right..is that not the MTV Moonman?

TUVOK: Then the one of the left has to be Tommy Chong.

JANEWAY: But what does it all mean?

ALL THREE: Paris spiked the coffee with LSD again!!!

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"So the legends about Tommy Lee were true."

 

[John Picard]

Janeway: "Oy. I hate having to adjust the tint and color on these new monitors."

Tuvok: "Captain, I still think the Sony would have been a better deal."