Voyager Caption Contest #67: I need a hero

[Yeoman Randi]

Ahoy mates~ time to plot our coordinates for a new heading but first, let's announce da winnas! Just let me thank you for your patience, i do appreciate it very much! It's been a helluva month.

Is it live or is it memorex?

JANEWAY: So, I guess you're a dead Jedi?

And you wouldn't?

The Doctor locked himself in his office for three weeks straight after discovering he could make custom mods to his orgasm subroutine.

Put Facebook, gaming and felonies all together and whaddyagot?

Guard:...."and you can customise your prison experience by going to Control Panel and Selecting Appearances and Personalization; here let me show you".

Proving that it never hurts to use lines from one of my favorite moves we have......

Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you

Aha! This must be why Spock wore that ridiculously heavy woolen sweater in JJTrek. It was canon!

For two members of the most logical race in the quadrant living in such a warm climate, Tuvok and his teacher were wearing awfully warm clothes.

This weeks Morning Cawfee Spew goes to Mistral for solving the mystery ......

...and in this scene we discover where Kes disappeared to...

Congratulations to da winnas and a big old french kiss to everyone who played. You all rock big time!


And now, for your captioning pleasure i offer these photos waiting to be toyed with:

As always i'll let this brew for two weeks. Until then have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[Finn]

Torres: Diapers from Harry Kim!

Kim: That's mi....never mind

 

[Nerys Myk]

And that's the way they became the Brady Bunch.

JANEWAY: Oooh! And its not even Christmas, yet.

KIM: Well, she likes my new uniform design!

PARIS: You've seen what she's wearing, right?

 

[LeadHead]

Announcer: Tonight, on The Delta Quadrants Most Wanted...

Janeway: The Power Cell in that thing can go on for... well, there's no reason you need to know any more about that. Cupcakes?

The Doctor: Ah, babies first vascular regenerator.

Neelix: I broke them in for you.

Kim: Finally, a woman who I can actually date!

Paris: Harry, just because she bears a striking resemblance to Tora Ziyal, doesn't mean she's a good girl.

Kim: You're crazy!

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: I hear they come in adult sizes too.

Kim and Neelix: (in unison) I know.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Bolian (thinking): I'm the secret square!!!

 

[Schistocerca]

Thanks for the win

KIM: With Seven of Nine occupied on an "Away Mission" we are a sure thing to win the "looks best in a catsuit" category at this years Voyager awards!

PARIS: Yeh, I tricked that beyach good!

 

[Schistocerca]

Torres: How sweet. What is it?
Paris: It's a diaper. It's used to collect the infant's tinkles and dodo. Why, what do they use on Q'onoS?
Torres: We normaly let the Targs lick 'em clean!

 

[Schistocerca]

Janeway: Those? For I while when I was at Star fleet academy I dated an android called Data. When the relationship ended I kept his nuts as a memento! And a couple of his bolts too!

 

[Finn]

Torres: How sweet. What is it?
Paris: It's a diaper. It's used to collect the infant's tinkles and dodo. Why, what do they use on Q'onoS?
Torres: We normaly let the Targs lick 'em clean!

 

[SilentP]

A photo line up from the latest crime on the news, or a photo collection from a Trek convention? You decide!

After the Doctor's memory deteriorated, the crew decided to raise him from a mental infant. Here's his 1st birthday.

 

[Schistocerca]

Doctor, smiling to himself and thinking; Little do they all suspect that when I replicated this child's toy as a gift I deliberatly made it look like a Bolian's willy. I'm so bad he he!

 

[Schistocerca]

Two extras at the rear of the scene talking: " Seven hours in make up for 30 seconds blurred on screen time! Screw that, I'm going back to waiting tables."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Guy: "Well now, I know what this is for! So, tell me, Katie, is this my only competition?"

 

[Velocity]

Janeway: Why sure, I'd love to "polish" your "sparkplug".....oh....

 

[Gary7]

Paris: "That's the guy, over there in the blue metallic suit. But don't look at him!"
Kim: "I can't believe he goosed you."
Irina: "I can." (grin)

 

[Gary7]

Kim: (OS) "Well, that programming corrrection sure took care of his ornery attitude... but I think we went wrong somewhere."

 

[M'Sharak]

"ANNIKA HANSEN": (viewing terminal display) I am simultaneously reminded of 22nd-century
Constitution-class Engineering status displays and... Traffic albums? Curious.

 

[Isis]

Kim (OS, to self): "This PlentyofHortas has to be the worst online dating site I've ever seen."

 

[Gary7]

Odo: (OS) "I see several of the perpetrators we're looking for. At the top, we have Severed Nine. On the left we have Jugular Janeway. And on the bottom, that's Terrible Torres."

Crewman: "What's so funny, Doc?"
Doctor: "Oh, I was just reminded of... a proctology exam I gave Ensign Kim yesterday."