Voyager Caption Contest #59: Is it really you?

[Velocity]

NAOMI:Yes, I have more bumps than you do, but yours are bigger.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Brad Dourif: Will I get to play roles that AREN'T homicidal maniacs?

(shakes Magic 8-Cylinder)

"Reply hazy, try again"...

Naomi: You wanted to learn about humanity, didn't you, Seven?

Seven: I fail to see the relevance of these constant YouSubspaceTube videos of the so-called 'Rebecca Black'.

 

[Finn]

Hirogen: Give me five bars or the bar rodent gets it!

Tuvok: (OS) Would you take twenty?

 

[creek_chub]

Brad Dourif: Will I get to play roles that AREN'T homicidal maniacs?

(shakes Magic 8-Cylinder)

"Reply hazy, try again"...

Excellent!

 

[Gary7]

They were many light years away from any Talaxian doctors. How fortunate for Neelix that the visiting Hirogen had skills in Talaxian proctology.

Hirogen: "Now cough one more time. That's it. Hmmmm... never felt that before."

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Hirogen: If anyone follows us, I'll kill myself and then him.

 

[Smellincoffee]

OS: The bullets are unreal. Without body. They are illusions only. Shadows without substance.
The Doc Holliday: Oh, DRAW already. I have house calls to make!

 

[LeadHead]

Hirogen: I know we left Hirogen Space 30,000 Light years ago! Stop pointing that out!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Where will YOU be when your diarrhea kicks in?

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: This issue is black and white.

 

[Gary7]

Doctor: "So... we meet again, Dr. Jones."

 

[boco]

Paris: Why every time I'm late for my work shift I have to be the one to clean captain's coffee filter???!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Screen Test Director (OS): "Cut! Well, his Clark Kent is just as bad as his Superman. I don't think this is our guy. Next!"

 

[Vulpes]

Paris: It's heavy. What is it?
The Doctor: The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.

The Ferengi Theater Company presents "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat".

"Oh, good! My caterpillar has finally pupated!"

Neelix soon regretted volunteering to be the Heimlich maneuver practice subject for Voyager's first aid class.

 

[Chuckling]

Paris: It's heavy. What is it?
The Doctor: The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.

The Ferengi Theater Company presents "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat".

"Oh, good! My caterpillar has finally pupated!"

Neelix soon regretted volunteering to be the Heimlich maneuver practice subject for Voyager's first aid class.

Love Neelix! Love them all!

Winner!

Chuckling

 

[Isis]

It was thought that they were only legend. But there he was, as pure as day... the Ferengi Leprechaun.

Leprechaun: "They're always after me Lucky Charms!"

 

[Isis]

Wife (OS, to husband sitting on couch): "Dear, don't you think it's finally time for us to get a new TV?"

 

[Isis]

The Voyager-Little House on the Prairie crossover was not well received.

Elton John had blown all his money on clothes, so he had to take a collection when he finally decided to get plastic surgery.

Naomi: "Look at these panels I took from the warp core safety shielding. Aren't they pretty?"

"Uh-oh. If I'm reading this test right, I'm 6 weeks pregnant!"

Hirogen: "Next time, make sure you put the toaster on a lower setting!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

This contest is now officially closed but here are the co-ordinates for the new one:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=5187063#post5187063


Don't just sit there!!! GO!