Rejected VOY idea #333: "Close Shave" - Due to a transporter accident, Tom Paris is sent to an alternate universe where Chakotay is Voyager's barber. He escapes just before the commander can give him a buzz cut.
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Rejected VOY idea #333: "Close Shave" - Due to a transporter accident, Tom Paris is sent to an alternate universe where Chakotay is Voyager's barber. He escapes just before the commander can give him a buzz cut.
Eugene: "No, no, no -- I'm Eugene Paris. Get it? Due to a most unfortunate transporter accident, my pattern was tored in a buffer and only released until just now! I know, it's completely plausible! I didn't want to confuse myself with myself, so I used my middle name. It's clever! I hear this idea worked once before on the Enterprise..."
Paris's plan to infiltrate the security team wasn't thought through very well.
In this ending of Tuvok's Maquis coup training program, Janeway's death stare makes Chakotay's head explode.
RICK BERMAN: Okay, we'll take a vote. Who thinks Jeri Ryan gets too much screen time?
ROBERT BELTRAN: I don't know what you're complaining about, our jobs are super-cushy.
TUVOK: Okay, we're listening. What do you want?
MAN: We demand you stop running the holodeck all the time! It's using so much power we don't even have heat in our quarters!
PARIS: Well those demands are just unreasonable.
Chakotay: Be very glad we're no longer with the Maquis, or I would just let him blow your head off!
Seska's Log: If Chakotay's plan goes well, we will be home within five years. I'll kill them all and take this ship as a trophy. I can see it...the jewel of the capital city, standing in pride and glory, as we use what we learned to conquer the Federation with might. Cardassia will never fall! It'd be nice to see home again.. I miss Lakarian City.
"Hey, wood head!"
Chacotay: "Huh?"
"I'm talkin' to you, table top."
Chacotay: "What did you just say to me, ensign?"
"I said you have a head made of wood, that's what I said!"
Chacotay: "Perhaps I didn't hear you correctly, ensign."
"Then maybe I need to speak louder. I'm saying you're so wooden you bathe in Pinesol!"
Chacotay: "What's you name, ensign?"
"My name? Harry Kim."
Chacotay: "Hum. Very well, ensign Harry Kim. I may be new to the ship and not good with faces, but I'll remember your name and yellow uniform when it comes time for promotions, smart guy."
I guess he decided to rescind his meaning of peace. he wanted her. :P
I can't help but think that these two are connected.
Paris: Chakotay, how many times do I have to tell you that one night stand with Janeway meant nothing?
Paris: He's still angry about that, isn't he?
Janeway: Let it go, Chakotay. That's an order.
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