Voyager Caption Contest #139 I don't need a stinkin title

[Smellincoffee]

Kim: Kim to Bridge. The captain is throwing people again.
Chakotay: Let her be, ensign. She needs the aerobic exercise.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

(20-minute pause)

Kim: Uh, the Federation national anthem does have lyrics, doesn't it?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Paris: "Hey, Harry, how are you do -- wait, is that an I Voted sticker instead of your comm badge?"

Harry: "Ah, ah..." covers it.

Paris: "No wonder you never get promoted. I have lizard babies with the captain -- that's how you get promoted."

 

[Candlelight]

"That was a hell of a party… Think you might've gone a bit overboard on the practical jokes- dammit, I think I just stepped in your phoney dog poo."
"...I don't have any phoney dog poo..."
"…Oh."

Doctor: "It's so small"
Tuvok: "Doctor, you said no one else would be in here"
Seven: "Are all Vulcans like that?"
Tuvok: "Seven, I suggest you-"
Doctor: "Computer, increase the magnification of my eyeballs-"
Tuvok: "THE WATER ON THE ICE PLANET WAS COLD, ALRIGHT?!?"

"Hand on my heart captain, I'm at my station contacting the aliens now."
"Mr Kim, I'm on the bridge."
"Shit."

"I'm not doing anymore sci fi franchises after this, so you can get that Stargate script out of my face!"

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Great job, Mister Infinite Velocity.
Paris: Zzzzzzzzzz.........

Seven: Are you nearly finished with my colonoscopy, Doctor?
EMH: Almost there...wait, what is that?
Seven: That is my cortical node.

Kim: Uh oh, my chest is feeling "bursty" again. Neelix!

EMH: All right, I'm in command now and I say we all give Seven of Nine a sound spanking!
Seven: It's about time!

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[Hutchy01]

"I'm not doing anymore sci fi franchises after this, so you can get that Stargate script out of my face!"

But I am open to lots of terrible Syfy movies!

 

[Catarina]

Oh, goodie! More entries. *rubs hands* I almost closed it last night but got a call that lasted two hours then I passed out. Time to judge...dun dun dun.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: We can't, Tom. We'll only have more lizard babies.

Seven: You expect us to eat that?!

EMH: You expect me to treat people who've eaten that?!

Kim: Kim to Bridge. Do you need me up there yet? Hello?

EMH: Engage!