Voyager Caption Contest #139 I don't need a stinkin title

[Catarina]

Man, this was tough!

Forever Ensign joke award Cat loves goes to: Finn

Tom: No funny business, Harry! Give back the extra pip before the Captain hears about it.

'Classy' and clever as always, Triskelion

Tom: If Seven of Nine was here what part of her body would you be looking at?
Harry: Trick question - she would be looking at my ass because I would be running away to polish my clarinet.
Private: Ha ha, that's true.

Boy do I know disappointing magical lands with expensive admission: Nebusj

Seven: ``Parc Festyland is less merry than the web site promises. You may now lead me to the roller coasters.''

I too knew Sandrine wouldn't go quietly award goes to Stardream

Torres: I KNEW Sandrine would not go quietly.

Pun brothers award: Triskelion and Mr. Lazer Beam

Hirogen: Baguette and tag it.
Nazi Bastard: Der ha!

AND

Lieutenant: Sir, are you sure you want to be...

(puts on sunglasses)

... loafing around like that?

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Hux for his multi creative (still gross) sweep of many captions.

I couldn't decide on a Catapult award but really I think Slip stream trumps a 10,000 light year jump anyway.

Onward, next contest!


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[JirinPanthosa]

JANEWAY: Whoa. I knew I shouldn't have made the coffee Irish.

DOCTOR: Why does it hurt so much?
B'ELANA: You said you wanted to experience a realistic pregnancy.

KIM: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Federation of Planets. And to the vaguely defined coalition of planets for which it stands. One state, under Q, with liberty and justice for everyone we like.

ECH: It's good to be King.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "Ohhh ... did we just..."

Doctor: "Ew..."

7: "Did they just do it again? I calculate a 97.8% chance of a dominant lizard baby gene."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

ECH: Lower your shields! I'm warning you...don't mess with my crew, our food replicators are offline and WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Here goes...

He was so much better at this when we were salamanders...

Chief Medical Officer's log - Seven has requested help learning to dance for the ship's Halloween bash. Mr. Paris has suggested something called.... "Thriller"...

Maverick, you and Goose get your butts out of that flight gear and up to Viper's office, NOW!

 

[stardream]

Torres: I KNEW Sandrine would not go quietly.

I would like to thank the Academy.

Janeway: Damn it Mr. Paris. I told you not to eat the Leota Root burritos.

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW & DWA Catarina!

Janeway: So much for your Quantum Intestine Stream Drive
Paris: Are we there yet

 

[hux]

Thanks for the multi-slipstream gross thingy award. Appreciate it.

Chakotay (off screen): Did I ever tell you about the time i did some spiritual crap.

Paris: Oh God no, not this shit again.

Janeway: I'm getting outta here before he starts saying akoochimoya.

B'Elanna: What are you doing?

EMH: I'm teaching Seven how to do number two. Borg drones just had it sucked out of them. She needs to learn. Now strain!

KIM: Kim to bridge. Someone hung Neelix from the ceiling after tasting his food again.

ECH: Fire your phasers just one more time and this finger will get shoved somewhere you don't want it shoved.

 

[T'Girl]

Chakotay (os): "The Captain wants to know who took the strawberries."
Harry: "I swear on my mother's grave that it wasn't me."
Chakotay: "They're sitting in front of you, and your mother's still alive."

 

[Hutchy01]

Threshold ... Not even once.

Harry: O say can you see, by the console's bright glare, What so proudly we hailed at before they fired.

Doc: One more comment and I'm doing Syfy movies!

 

[stardream]

Doctor: She wanted to learn the Ferengi Mating Dance.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The Emergency Librarian Hologram will open fire if you don't SSSHH!

 

[Finn]

Q: Damn, that Chakotay is such a bore I actually fell asleep, first time in about ten years.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Paris was beside himself with laughter when the Captain sat on the whoopee cushion.

 

[stardream]

I don't envy the judges. These are hilarious.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "OH!!! Mr. Paris, did you just get a pop-up dildo, too?"

 

[hux]

I don't envy the judges. These are hilarious.

There are judges? I always thought Cat just got drunk and naked then randomly picked winners.

 

[stardream]

I don't envy the judges. These are hilarious.

There are judges? I always thought Cat just got drunk and naked then randomly picked winners.

 

[Catarina]

I don't envy the judges. These are hilarious.

There are judges? I always thought Cat just got drunk and naked then randomly picked winners.

You forgot that for the big winner I play paper, rock, scissors, lizard, spock with an impartial party because otherwise Trisk would always win.

Star dream: I'm a lousy judge some weeks. These boys know it. I pick too many because I laugh to tears so much! I keep encouraging more people, like yourself to just test your humor. You never know what's funny. And it keeps it fair. When only three play well duh the odds are stacked.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Kim To Torres - The Keno board is out in the mess hall again.