Voyager Caption contest 127: J/C write their subtext

[Catarina]

Ready for another round?

First, here are the winners.

Torres: You said you had a problem?
Seven: Yes. How do I keep people from sending me game invitations on this?

"Seska, I know we are enemies - but not, I hope, in the presence of great wine."

Janeway: You're a very interesting man, Michael Sullivan.

Michael: Not according to the reviews of this episode.

B'Lana: So you really think that with your modified nanoprobes Tom will be able to get it up?
Seven: I salvaged Neelix' rotten corpse, did I not?
B'Lana: Is that a yes?

Chakotay: So tonight, I was thinking anal

A tie on the laughter award

Chak: I am trying to pull this cork and keep myself from farting at the same time...

Janeway: Computer, remove the spinach from his teeth.

Because I can laugh at myself. :-)

Paris: "Wait -- a new contest? We haven't even seen the winners from the last contest."

Paris: What's it like being married to a Klingon? Well for starters you find out that Klingon bloodwine comes with a tampon in the bottom of every bottle.
Mess Hall: <spit take>
Borg Collective: <spit take>
Q Continuum: <spit take>
Paris: It's the Klingon version of "Cracker Jacks."

I thought it was creative. congrats, Treskelion!

:Cheers:
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Here is the new contest!

I was going to do Sickbay Shananigans, however a file transfer went corrupt. Damaged files. Arrrghh. sinusitis, now missing file of crunchy Chakotay that inspired it all. Haha. I will not be detered from my mission. We'll do Sickbay next time.

Have fun mocking, filling in the gaps, making stuff up with our command team. J/C behind the scenes.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY:Do you think I'll get my own command when we get back to the Alpha Quadrant?

JANEWAY: Own command? Please, when we get back I'll be clapping you in irons so fast your head will spin!

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: Uh...is it our anniversary?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Thanks for the win!

Janeway: Don't we have to be married for the idiot husband trope to kick in?

Janeway: Did you just say 'decaf'? Because if you said decaf, I'm leaving you on the first moon we run across, and I won't stop to make sure it's M-class, either.

Janeway: Hacootchiemoya MY REAR!

 

[hux]

Thanks for the win



Chakotay: The aliens have learnt all they can from these anal probes and they're ready to leave
Janeway: Five more minutes



Janeway: Hang on, so you're saying the mobile emitter has spawned a huge Borg drone......I'm really getting sick of this shit



Chakotay: Hhmmm
Janeway: Oh for Christ sake chuckles, just get the noodles like you always do



Janeway: So I was thinking pasta
Chakotay: Why is Harry under the table
janeway: it's just something I do when I'm bored

 

[Dexter Remmick]

That awkward moment when two officers break the tension by breaking wind. At the same time.
"Jinx!"


Janeway: "I don't know what they've been saying, but I have not, I repeat not, been leaving the seat up."


Seconds before Chakotay is busted looking at the photos of Janeway in his handcrafted tub.


Chakotay: "Kathryn, I don't know how to tell you this so I'm just going to let fly."
"I'm responsible for deleting the coffee data files in the replicator."

Janeway: "I've known for some time, that's why I've been poisoning your food. If you haven't already noticed, you'll soon be as flaccid as these tulips."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay: "Why, Mrs. Janeway, you're trying to seduce me."

 

[fonzob1]

"Now where am I hiding the ball? I bet you don't know..."




"Wait a second. You want me to strap on a dildo and do what?"




"I"m still trying to swallow down my last bite of Neelix' latest culinary creation. I can't bring myself to do it."




"Candle light and flowers? You really are a kiss-ass, Chakotay."

 

[T'Girl]

Chipotle: "kathryn, may I say you look lovely in this light."

Janeway: "But it's dim and you can't make out my face ."

(Takes a few steps forward)



Chipotle: "As I was saying ..."

 

[JirinPanthosa]

JANEWAY: Good Commander, you're here. I need you to check something for me.
CHAKOTAY: Anything you need Captain.
JANEWAY: Are there pigs flying out of my butt?
CHAKOTAY: Excuse me?
JANEWAY: I said, are there pigs flying out of my butt? There must be, or else you wouldn't be trying to talk me out of taking an insane risk to help a sympathetic alien.



JANEWAY: Wait, wait wait wait. Some of this Native American stuff you've got to be making up.



CHAKOTAY: I've been thinking. Do we really need this much open empty space in the middle of a science lab manned by one person?
JANEWAY: It will make SEVEN happy.
CHAKOTAY: But...
JANEWAY: It will make SEVEN happy.
CHAKOTAY: Okay, okay! You're the Captain.



CHAKOTAY: Wait, you only poured scotch in one glass.
JANEWAY: Yes. This is my MacCutchen. This swallow is worth more than you could make in a month. If you're not good enough for my whiskey, how could you possibly be good enough for Seven?

 

[Catarina]

I don't know if it's the Sudephed I am on for this blasted cold,but I am laughing so hard you guys are devaluing the Laughter Award because it could go to just about all of you.

Just a few of my reactions.



You guys are not letting me down.

Don't be shy and jump in, lurkers.

 

[Catarina]

*delete*

 

[2takesfrakes]

... Thanks for the win! >: )

"... Captain!"

"Yes, Chakotay?"

"Contrary to popular belief, I don't have every story of my tribe memorised. I have them all stored on a PADD. I left it in here, for just a moment, now it's gone and there's no other way for me to retrieve these legends! Kathryn, I'm pretty sure I left it in this room - have you seen it around here, anywhere?"

"Hmm? Me? No, I'm sorry Chakotay. I have no idea where it went. Nope. No clue, at all ..."

 

[2takesfrakes]

"I'm trying to suck out my gold filling, Kathryn, so I can make an engagment ring out of it for you."

"Q wants to mate with you? Well, I don't want to have to share you, Kathryn. I'll fight him for you and I'll probably win, too! I heard-tell that Sisko knocked Q on his butt with one punch, when he appeared on DS9."

"'Fight' for me? I think you heard wrong, Chakotay. You'd better go visit The Doctor and have your ears checked ..."

"Why the long face, Chakotay? I don't understand. Haven't I made it clear to you - just now - that tonight, you're finally going to have me, as you've always wanted to?"

"Yes, I know, Kathryn, I've wanted you so badly, for so very long. But now, it's just the thought that Q's already 'been there' - ahead of me."

 

[Catarina]

"Yes, I know, Kathryn, I've wanted you so badly, for so very long. But now, it's just the thought that Q's already 'been there' - ahead of me."

How quick for Chakotay to forget Paris had too.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway: Why yes, Chakotay, I'd love for you to try this dinner I cooked. Just ignore the fact that the stench is killing these flowers as we speak.

 

[Finn]

Janeway:...

Seven: (OS) He has been like this for three days

Janeway: Let him be. He's more productive this way

 

[tharpdevenport]

Where will you be when your space diarrhea comes back?

Chacotay: "Why are the lights so low?"

Janeway: "We have to conserve energy, so I dimmed the lights."

Chacotay: "Those candles are burning the oxygen the ship is producing with energy. Did you replicate those?"

Janeway: "Do you want to get laid tonight or not?!"

 

[Ithekro]

Janeway: Why is there a spotlight on the wall?

Chacotay: Tuvok said it was a custom of his to do something called "Stand Up". He said he'd be by at 1900 hours. He said whatever we did after he left would seem magical.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: It's not really Popeye without a pipe.