Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #228: : Night

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This weeks contest will feature pictures from the 5th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Night.

But first, here're th' winners of the last contest:

@Oddish wins the highly prestigious Captain's Choice Award with:

PARIS: "We're on the other ship's bridge. It's... much bigger and fancier than ours is."

JANEWAY: "What about a coffeemaker. Is there a coffeemaker there?"

@tharpdevenport wins Third Prize with:

"I'm Ilia -- from the future. I had a sex change operation. Can you feel my lower addition?"

@tharpdevenport also comes Second Place with:

Chekov: "Keptin, how come dis iz allowed, but a rock that looks like a penis iz not?"

And the winner is @Nerys Myk with:

JANEWAY: Wait a second, this stuff is just a piece of glued on plastic!!!!



Here're th' new pictures:

Bonus Picture:

 

[Oddish]

May do a "theme" montage later, but here's my first...

JANEWAY: "Who are you, exactly?"
PERSON ON SCREEN: "I'm you, from 32 years on the future."
JANEWAY: "That's ridiculous, I don't look like that."
FUTURE JANEWAY: "Trust me, after 32 years of eating Neelix's cooking, you will."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Ah, I love that new contest smell.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Seven: Harry's dreaming of being promoted again.

Paris: Okay, holodeck safety protocols are a good thing.

 

[Orac]

Alien of the week: I'm from the Church of Latter Day Scientists and I'd like to share my love of Jesus with you.
Chakotay: Captain, No!

Paris: I was told vaping was safe! Not that the battery would explode in my face if I did it all day!

 

[Oddish]

HARRY: "Operations officer's log. Voyager is headed through a relatively quiet region of space, allowing me to get caught up on some long-neglected projects to improve the efficiency of Voyager's systems."

SEVEN: "Long-neglected projects? It is more likely that you'll simply be spending this time strolling about the Fair Haven simulation with your... holographic playmate."

TOM: "Bad news, Harry... I turned Maggie into a cow again. This time permanently. And I reconfigured the program so that no one but me can make chang... AAARGHH!!"

TOM (groaning): "Never seen anything like it before. I was talking with him about Fair Haven and he just jumped up and beat the crap out of me!"

 

[Orac]

Next time on Star Trek Voyager, by popular demand: Tuvix 2

Followed by Captain Kirk's Christmas Wish

Only on UPN+!

 

[TommyR01D]

Aaaaaaaaaaand swipe left!

 

[Qonundrum]

TUVOK: "It would be logical to see a higher resolution of this nebula."
CHAKOTAY:"Wouldn't this shot look great if remastered in HD prope--"
JANEWAY: "Shush. This is KAOS, we don't HD here! We can still detect coffee in there anyway."

 

[Qonundrum]

KIRK: "Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

PARIS: "Your wish is my command!"

PARIS: "Crossovers are cool!"

 

[Orac]

Captain KIrk prayed to Santa for peace in the middle-eastern part of the galaxy.

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: Something came in the transporter beam for you.
Janeway: Oh.. What?
Chakotay: Deez nuts!

Paris: HA! Gottee!

Later..

Paris: I thought it would be funny!
Chakotay: Why I oughta!

 

[Orac]

Embarrassed to go to Bones again; Captain Kirk prayed to Santa for his urinary tract infection to be cured.

Next time on Star Trek Voyager: Where No Cock-Rocket Has Gone Before

Only on UPN Prime!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: You know, Chakotay, following the Tuvix debacle, I've learned we can do some weirdly serious shit with the transporter. Coffee shortage? Not anymore! Watch!

SEVEN: Captain Janeway attempted to turn him into a coffee maker.
THE DOCTOR: Hmm. Specializing in Bland Roast?
TOM: Have a care Doc. She mentioned Bald Roast, too.

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[Oddish]

From where I'm sitting, it wants to play badminton.

 

[Tenacity]

EMH: Another holodeck accident?
Paris: No, didn't compliment Belanna on her cooking fast enough.

Spock: Captain?
Kirk: Is it important Spock, I'm working on my tan.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Entry made by junior first officer Penisrock.

 

[Orac]

Can you... hear me... Major Tom.

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: Where'd th' cheese go?
Paris: I don't know!