VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

In reality Tuvok was completely

 

Vulcan, and not at all

 

a hermaphrodite. Yet he sometimes

 

longed for Mount Seleya’s Temple

 

where he and T'Pel clandestinely

 

Built big towers with Legos

 

and quietly sang about big

 

structures where everything was Awesome

 

Until their Lego towers collapsed

 

And things were not waru

 

some considered this behaviour illogical

 

However, Tuvok and T’pel melded

 

the brains out of a

 

Ceremonial Sehlat used in T’Pau’s

 

ritual sacrifice of Vulcan dignity

 

throwing logic right out the

 

window, which was a bad

 

because of imminent hull depressurization!

 

Luckily, they realized this before

 

the hull depressurization "Sulu Countdown"