VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

he imagined new ways to

 

introduce invasive non-consensual mind melding

 

techniques on the weak minded

 

but his nails needed clipping

 

and he hadn't shaved his

 

Katra. Still, he unconsensually grasped

 

At Neelix's vegetable stash, because

 

they made satisfactory practice heads

 

and caused no Horta Pain.

(Tuvok, knowing of the Horta from the Star Fleet Database)

 

Janeway disapproved of Tuvok's penchant

 

for unconsensually grasping at inanimate

 

vegetables grown into unusual shapes

 

resembling Horga’hn-like, yet somehow sentient

 

because the universe imbued them

 

with bio-neural-like circuitry that Tuvok

(I think “bio-neural-like” is one word?)



Mod-Edit: I'll allow it! Insert funny gif that refused to post.

 

mind-probed the shiz out of

 

and discovered that Spock’s Katra

 

had been reincarnated into a

 

turnip.

"I have a cunning

 

intellect”, said the Katra Turnip.