VOY Caption This 98; Con and Conditionality
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Janeway: Okay, I'm sorry that I forgot to water you!
Neelix: So, change of plans, everybody RSVPed, then canceled when they realized I'd be here.
EMH: My experiment is going well, I'm testing to see how long a Vulcan will maintain composure while I blast Klingon Opera over the speakers.
Janeway: Thank you for working on this Doctor, next we'll test how much Klingons like root canals.
Janeway: Seven, how long will you be keeping Mr. Kim in there?
Seven: Until the writers stop writing the romance storyline for us.
Even the Borg got tired of waiting for the Leafs to win the cup.!
I'm not the judge, but this is a win!
Indiana Jones: Adios, amigo.
Next caption contest is on the 18th of January!
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Captain's Log, Supplemental: The Hair Bun Tree of Nernala VII is just not worth the trouble. I'm going back to the Ronco Hair Weasel.
Neelix: For people who obsess about hygiene, humans are remarkably lax about bathwater in the stew.
EMH: His "Pon Farr" turned out to be constipation. It seems Neelix's Taco Tuesdays do not agree with the Vulcan colon.
Janeway: That explains why there is no Starfleet medical record of the unholy smell.
EMH: Pity, I was going to write a paper on the syndrome called "Pon Farrting."
What is it, Seven?
The Borg searched for the perfect male enhancement element for centuries. We called it "The Viagara Particle." I believe I have isolated it, Captain.
Don't just stand there, put it in the ventilation system.
The next caption contest is up!