VOY Caption Contest 80; Mission Improbable!
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Janeway: My lower back is still giving me problems from last week, can you do better?
EMH: Uh no, my holo-matrix is still fragmented from last time, might I suggest the original (tm) McCoy ass-rubbing clone?
Chakotay: Oh no, not that meme again!
Janeway: On second thought, who needs a clone when you got a drone...
CHAKOTAY: So what happened?
JANEWAY: Torres asked Paris, if the new uniforms made her look fat.
EMH: He said yes.
Chakotay: Is he still breathing?
EMH: Barely.
Janeway: I'm sorry, Neelix but the deadline to turn in extra credit was before I was walking to the commencement ceremony.
Janeway: We need your help, Doctor.
The Doctor: Of course.
Janeway: Who's that guy at the operations station?
Hierarchy Leader: Observe, with this plan, we shall become the most popular enemies of Star Trek: Voyager!
10 minutes later...
Hierarchy Leader: Wow, that was a letdown.
Seven: Captain, if you want to learn more about the Alien Ambassador, I suggest you meet with him, rather than just listening to the sounds he makes while sleeping.
The Doctor: (thinking) Glad I didn't mix up the behavior programming on these two...
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