VOY Caption Contest 73: Fly-boy Tom Paris

[Mistral]

"Here comes another mail box!"

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Take that you American Road Sign! You're switching to the metric system, BY FORCE!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Paris: "I know we agreed to switch cars on alternate days, but...I'm meeting the guys for lunch! Can't you take the Pinto today?"

 

[LeadHead]

B'Elanna: Mid-Life Crisis, Tom?

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: Floor it! We're gonna go FTL this time, I can feel it!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Speed up! If that thing hits 88 Miles per hour, we'll lose him!

 

[JanewayRulz!]

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The boys have been going for it award goes to JanewayRulz!:


Gee thanks... and on my first try!


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Janeway: Did you really expect me to fall for the old "running out of gas" gag, Tom?

Tom: But we did run out of gas!

Janeway: Irrelevant.

Tom: Hold my hand, Captain, I'm scared.

When I said "your time was up" on the holodeck, it doesn't mean "keep playing another 20 minutes!"

Why the hell didn't I replicate sunglasses when I made up this costume?

So, any chance you could talk B'Elanna into wearing that suit for the next staff party?

I see we're both eating for two this month.

See... sunglasses make all the difference!

 

[Ln X]

This caption contest is closed, next one is right here: http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=167599