Contest: ENTER VOY Caption Contest #234: The One Where 7 goes Cuckoo for Coca Puffs

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This contest will feature pictures from the 5th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Infinite Regress

But first, here are the winners of the last contest:

@Laura Cynthia Chambers wins the Captain's Choice Award with:

Doctor: "I replicated a new Sharpie for nothing? Haven't you got anything that needs highlighting?"


@A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees win the Best Fart Joke with:

RIIIPPPPP
Janeway: oh, no
Computer, shipwide: Captain Janeway, Warning. Trouser containment system breach. Gaseous anomaly detected, deck 1.


@tharpdevenport wins third prize with:

The 5th annual Found & Destroyed event, where all of Neelix's liquid leeola root is found, and dealt with.


@IMC Headquarters comes second place with:

CAPTAIN LAFORGE: Shut down your engines, and I'll give you a nice shiny Lieutenant's pip for your collar, Mr Kim.

THE DOCTOR: Sounds like a good deal, Mr Kim. I'd take it if I were you!


And the winner is @Oddish with:

TOM: "Hey, Harry, I never asked... what did your parents do for a living?"
HARRY: "They operated a tribble farm."


Here're th' new pictures:

Bonus Picture:

 

[Oddish]

SEVEN: "Captain, I do not understand. Why have you placed an elevated platform in the middle of my astrometrics lab?"
JANEWAY: "Uhhh... it's new social skill the Doctor wants to teach you. I'll let him explain it."

SEVEN: "Captain, this is completely pointless. I see no reason for me to stand on this stage and... what did the Doctor call it again?"
EMH: "Twerk."
SEVEN: "Twerk."
JANEWAY: "If I say it's necessary, it's necessary. Now get twerking."

TORRES: "Hey, Twerk of Nine, did you finish those plasma conversion reports yet?"
Five seconds later, Voyager's first ever no holds barred catfight began.

EDIT: Thanks for the win. And special thanks to Orac for doing these contests.

 

[Orac]

7: No! Not the mind probe!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

I got a win! Thanks!

Seven: "Ahhh! My nightmare came true!!"

Behind the scenes of A Briefing With Neelix's new weather segment.

 

[Herbert]

Janeway: I understand you have been studying Earth dance.
Seven: Yes Captain. I will now demonstrate... The Elaine
Doctor: Sweet fancy Moses!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Harry: "It's called subliminal messaging. I figure the more stars on the screen, they more she might think 'blips'. And blips rhymes with pips, and there sure are more pips..."

"Oh, God -- she's looking at my ass again, isn't she..."

"Nice ass."

7 of 9: "Maybe I am just confused. Growing up a Borg baby that made it to maturity before you had a chance to make me disappear, too, I never had the birds and the bees talk. You say this galaxy represents my vaginal area and the bright spot the opening, but … what could be large enough to fill that opening?"

Janeway: "Computer, initiate Emergency John Holmes Hologram. Janeway sequence … pizza delivery man."

7 of 9: "OH MY GOD YOUR FARTS ARE DEADLY!!!"

Tuvok: "You are hallucinating. Maybe it is time for your next sleepy sleep injection..."

"Dude, where's my shuttle?"

 

[Orac]

Tuvok instantly regretted probing 7's mind..

Tuvok: Jeeeeesus Christ.

Shatner is sent to time out for mispronouncing sabotage during the production of Star Trek VI:

Shatner: But I DON'T say sabotage! YOU say sabotage! I say sabotadge.

 

[Herbert]

"I know what you're thinking. And yes, I am this awesome."

 

[Oddish]

Captain's log, Stardate 6768.2... following an incredibly wild tequila party in my quarters, I realize that Uhura and the doctor have both passed out on my bed, the floor is covered with vomit from at least six different species, my chair is on fire, my footstool has been eaten, my footlocker has been flung out the window, and Chief Engineer Scott has just marched out the door wearing nothing but a toga made of bedsheets and singing 'Scotland the Brave' at the top of his lungs. With no other place available, I am recording this log seated on my countertop."

 

[Herbert]

Seven: All work and no play makes Seven.....something something
Torres: Go crazy?
Seven: Don't mind if I do!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Captain Log. That black Vulcan I don't know the name of from Sulu's Bridge says in reality he was de-aged and sent back in time to restore the timeline. I believed him up until he farted. Surely no one in the 24th century makes farts THAT BAD…"

 

[JesterFace]

Harry: Captain, if we go to the starsystem on the screen there's a slight change I will get promoted.

 

[Oddish]

SO! More Tuvok fart jokes and Harry bashing. Well then... eat THIS!

HARRY: "After consulting with Neelix and the Doctor and poring over the Vulcan nutritional database, I've put together a new dietary regimen for Lieutenant Commander Tuvok that we feel should eliminate most of the chronic lower digestive issues he's been dealing with."
JANEWAY: "Outstanding work... Lieutenant Kim."

 

[Orac]

Tuvok: Where'd th' cheese go?
7: I don't know!

 

[Oddish]

Tuvok: Where'd th' cheese go?
7: I don't know!

I'd look in sickbay.

 

[tharpdevenport]

After several hours of being trapped inside a malfunctioning turbolift and breathing in his own farts, Tuvok soon realizes they create a hallucinogenic affect...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Tuvok: "Mr. Paris, I don't understand this entry in your replicator log..."Silly Putty"?
Paris: "An old Earth toy.... *snickers*"


(For those of you who don't understand

 

[Delta Vega]

Thinks........."All these years as Captain, and they can't give me a bigger bed"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Janeway: Song
EMH: First word...rolling?
Janeway: Rolling on the River!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Photographer (OS): "I'm sorry, Admiral, can I get a smile? Remember, this is going on the cover."
Kirk: "What do you expect at 3 in the morning? I need my beauty sleep."