Contest: ENTER Voy Caption Contest #189 It's Seven Somewhere

[Catarina]

Chakotay shirking his apparent anthropology passion award: TrickyDickie

The team completely missed the fossilized remains of the very rare Trifectasaurus because they were too busy playing Pokemon Go.

Futuristic doesn't mean impractical Award: Jirin Panthosa

STARFLEET PANEL UI DESIGNER: Let's see, so we've got confusing circular button configurations, tiny print on the buttons nobody can read, and jarring eye straining color schemes. All right, ship it!

Tourist trap award: f14 Peter

GUIDE (in front): "So that's the spot where the Gorn captain laid his trap, and if you'll follow me ladies and gentlemen I will take you up to where Kirk found the sulfur. That will be your last stop on this tour of this Starfleet Historical Landmark. And thank you once again for visiting, we hope you'll stop by the souvenir shop on the way back to the shuttlecraft, they're having a special on the Metron plush toys"

LIEUTENANT NONAME (last in line, thinking): Man, this is way better than the tour of Farpoint


CutieMcwhiskers blast to the past award

...I apologize for such a gornball joke...

Not really but this where I'll put you, Herbert.

Chakotay decides to show the Kazon lad the time honored human tradition of lighting ones own farts on fire.

Ac2T congrats on the double-win and entertaining PShop.

Aye, Captain. Running tactile interface diagnostic now. <TAP, TAP> ... The controls aren't responding!!!

(And the data-plan one. Wouldn't that suck? To not get beamed up if you went over your data allowance?)

I should rename this the piggy back award but whatever To Orac and Tenacity

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Orac said:
Janeway: Any questions? Yes, Mister Chakotay?
Janeway: Any questions? Yes, Mister Chakotay?
Chakotay: "Aren't you going to leave me anything to eat?"
Janeway: "I did."



I LOVED all the PShop ones! If they keep coming, I'll make a PS award for that category.

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This round: Annika *ooof* I mean, Seven!

 

[Orac]

Thanks for the win!

Shit! My biscuits are burning!

 

[TrickyDickie]

Thanks for the win.

Seven: "Commander Riker, this planet has had a very bad effect on you and we have to get you out of here!"

Riker: "But....why? I've never felt better!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Beltran: "Well, it's like this: There was this Trek novel that had these things sort of like rats that were infesting a ship. The author called them 'borglunches'. That sounds like 'Borg lunches'. So, I thought I would cook up a bunch of rats in a fancy way and make you a nice Borg lunch!"

Ryan: "Ewww....you're way too into this!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Seven knew that the vintage Tonka toy bulldozer needed a lot of work, but she was determined to have it finished in time for Tom's birthday.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[TrickyDickie]

Seven: "What do you think of my genuine vintage sterling silver slave bracelet?"

EMH: "I think that Quark sold you a modern fake made of pot metal."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Seven: "That's a sexy red bra, but you have it on backwards."

Chakotay: "It's supposed to be that way....haven't you heard that this fetish is all the rage now?"

 

[Triskelion]

Doctor <com>: Doctor to Seven of Nine, your neuropeptide levels are spiking. What are you doing?
Seven: Not...tweaking my cervical node if that is what you are implying...
Doctor: IT HAS AN ACCELEROMETER AND GPS
Seven: You have way too much free time!

Seven: Is your EVA suit crushing your goods as bad as mine is?
Chakotay: Nope!
Seven: ....
Chakotay: I mean, YEP!

Seven: What are you cooking?
Chakotay: Carrot soup.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Carrot fritters.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Carrot juice.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Millet couscous.
Seven: OK.
Chakotay: With roasted carrots.
Seven: Are you in fact cooking anything at all with no carrots in it?
Chakotay: The soufflé.
Seven: What is in the soufflé?? And bear in mind if you say carrots, I will assimilate you.
Chakotay: ........................ Baby carrots.

EMH: Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath, Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty: Thou art not conquer'd; beauty's ensign yet Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks, And death's pale flag is not advanced there -
Seven: <farts>
EMH: ...Ah, dear Juliet, Why art thou yet so fair? shall I believe That unsubstantial - WHAT BY HOBO CAPTAIN MADDOX'S BEARD DID THE BORG EAT!!!
Seven: Borgers.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Seven: "How did you occupy your time on the way to picking me up?"

Chakotay: "Well, I did do a bit of singing: There's a pawnshop....on a corner....in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania....and I've just gotta get Seven-of-Nine...."

 

[JirinPanthosa]

SEVEN: I'm seeing some letters..."Little Tykes".
JANEWAY: Somebody must have interrupted Q's son's playtime.

SEVEN: Is this too much protection for Neelix's walk in pantry?
CHAKOTAY: Not enough. Some of the fumes are still getting through.

SEVEN: This date is going great! Usually I find men's strong personalities so intimidating in a romantic setting, and that's not even a problem with you!

DOC: Oh, no, you did not need to sacrifice yourself to save me from the evil oppressive crew!
HOLOGRAPHIC SEVEN: Please, make love to me one last time!
SEVEN: This was the original ending to your holonovel, Doctor?
REAL DOC: Ahem...no! I don't know how this got here.

SEVEN: It was lost long ago, but it's all coming back to me!
JANEWAY: Seven likes the music video simulator karaoke program just a little too much.

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: Let's get this straight, noob. I'm the quirky outsider on this show who at times struggles to understand humans!
SEVEN: I thought that was Tuvok?
EMH: Well, me and Tuvok.
SEVEN: How about Neelix, he's an alien.
EMH: Okay. Me, Tuvok and Neelix.
SEVEN: Isn't Torres half Klingon?
EMH: Okay. Me, Tuvok, Neelix and Torres.
SEVEN: This show has too many "Spocks".

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picardo: "Oh no! What has Harvey Weinstein done to you?!"

 

[2takesfrakes]

SEVEN of NINE: "Let me access your controls."
CHAKOTAY: "I thought you'd never ask."

CHAKOTAY: "When we're too old to make love, we'll make terrific soup."

EMH: "Seven, how many times have you been told not to barge in on Harry when he's in the Holodeck?"

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

TFT2xW Catarina!

Seven knew that the vintage Tonka toy bulldozer needed a lot of work, but she was determined to have it finished in time for Tom's birthday.

Seven: If Toys R Us had adapted in the 21st century, I could be running an analysis in Astrometrcs now.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: And you are sure this is a space suit?
CHAKOTAY: Of course, what else could it be? Drop the force field and lets get out there!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Seven: "What is this holoprogram based on again?"
EMH: "An early 21st century [http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Trek_(video_game)|video game]. Look out for the Gorn and try not to step on the fire or you'll turn to jelly."

(Because I can't photoshop her into the Enterprise on fire scene from the 2013 game...)

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woodcotay: "When I said 'Safe sex', this isn't what I had in mi--"

7 of 9: "Do not touch me."

 

[Herbert]

Thanks for the win.

Chak: A red dress? Red? really? Surely you know the implications of wearing red on Star Trek? Better take it off right now.

 

[Qonundrum]

CHAKOTAY: "Why all the carrots?"
SEVEN: "You're the reason."
CHAKOTAY: "Erm, whuh?!"
SEVEN: "Remember, you told me to turn vegetarian. What do you think I meant?!"