Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and Kes

[Triskelion]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

Neelix: Kes kicked me out again because she couldn't stand my cooking.
Tuvok: Aversion?
Neelix: No, all of it.



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[hux]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

Neelix: I thought we were bunking together.

Tuvok: Logic dictates that I would rather cut off my skin with a potato peeler, cover myself in nettles then sit in a bath full of lemon juice whilst ensign Kim repeatedly punches me in the balls.

Janeway: My God, even your farts smell beautiful.

Seven: Something is happening in my bottom.

Neelix: Yes, that's normal after eating my food. Soon you'll want throw up too.

Lien: We watched the original Star Wars trilogy and everything was fine but then... I showed him the prequels.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

SEVEN: So, this is human cuisine?

NEELIX: Yes and there is a song! Would you like to hear it?

SEVEN: I would not!

 

[Triskelion]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

Kes: All right, who told him about reset buttons?

 

[Catarina]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

Fantastic turn out this round! I'm pleased. I've picked out my theme and I'm selecting images. I usually update at night so don't wait up for me

 

[tharpdevenport]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

I have one more coming in a bit. It's just a bitch to deal with MSPaint.

 

[Catarina]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

I have one more coming in a bit. It's just a bitch to deal with MSPaint.

I look forward to it! I won't be updating until around 9 or 10ish I am busy with domestic life. Speaking of which, the oven just buzzed. Dinner!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

Admiral Gordon Ramsay: "You call that fucking Leola root?! I wouldn't feed that to my targ!"

 

[Catarina]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

tharp> Best guest star ever!

Yes, I'm late. Family drama. Now let's see if I can judge this contest while I have steam coming out of my ears.

 

[Catarina]

Re: Voy Caption Contest #140 Neelix (Friend/fodder?) a J/7 moment and

Akira hasn't pinned it yet but the new contest is up.