Re: VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakot
Janeway: Wait a minute - the Ready Room was already christened before we met. You tricked me!
Chakotay: "Admiral Braxton and Ensign Hansen." That slag!
Technically it's not a sin to flirt with a hologram, but it is a sin to lead him on for free prescription meds.
Chakotay: Technically it's not a sauna, it's a sweat lodge. And being naked isn't mandatory - it's just conducive to male bonding.
Tuvok: And the cameras?
Chakotay: Ok that part is gay.
Chakotay: I'm only going to ask you once more: Have you seen my Twinkie stash?
Janeway: Maybe they were lost in transport.
Janeway: Computer, name a random crewman.
Computer: - Ensign Harry Kim.
Janeway: Random ship location.
Computer: - Jeffries tube 18.
Janeway: Random menial task.
Computer: - Rethreading plasma taps.
Janeway: Harry, report to Jeffries tube 18 to rethread the plasma taps.
Harry: I'm standing right here, Captain.
Janeway: Good for you. Chop chop.
Janeway: Wait a minute - the Ready Room was already christened before we met. You tricked me!
Chakotay: "Admiral Braxton and Ensign Hansen." That slag!
Technically it's not a sin to flirt with a hologram, but it is a sin to lead him on for free prescription meds.
Chakotay: Technically it's not a sauna, it's a sweat lodge. And being naked isn't mandatory - it's just conducive to male bonding.
Tuvok: And the cameras?
Chakotay: Ok that part is gay.
Chakotay: I'm only going to ask you once more: Have you seen my Twinkie stash?
Janeway: Maybe they were lost in transport.
Janeway: Computer, name a random crewman.
Computer: - Ensign Harry Kim.
Janeway: Random ship location.
Computer: - Jeffries tube 18.
Janeway: Random menial task.
Computer: - Rethreading plasma taps.
Janeway: Harry, report to Jeffries tube 18 to rethread the plasma taps.
Harry: I'm standing right here, Captain.
Janeway: Good for you. Chop chop.
and then Teacake is an EVIL entity! 
